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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

OP posts:
somethingwittynot · 16/07/2012 09:30

yup as soon as she find outs shes pregnant she starts smoking to reduce the birthweight. as she has an eating problem she is obsessed with not having fat babies but her DD is the chubbiest thing ive seen so it kind of failed really.

WingDefence · 16/07/2012 09:30

[shocked] [shocked] [shocked] at Something's ESIL.

Kitten get in there! We had a nice slightly pissed JS in the end last night Grin

Kittenkatzen · 16/07/2012 09:25

something she smokes in order to make small babies??? Shock

Kittenkatzen · 16/07/2012 09:23

Ahh congrats Auntie Something!

top hope your DH has cheered up a bit by now! My DH gets in moods like that too, it's so frustrating as it always seems to be when i'm full of the joys of spring so we end up clashing!

ooohh fryingpantoface that is very intriguing, looking forward to the update!

Well we JS'd saturday and sunday mornings....tried to jump DH last night too but he wasn't having any of it . My app reckons ov is today so will try my luck tonight and tomorrow as well :)

somethingwittynot · 16/07/2012 09:20

yeah a week over due shes quite small herself but has an eating dissorder and smokes through pregnancy to make small babies. a little baby girl again! this is BIL 5th daughter now!

WingDefence · 16/07/2012 09:14

I'm intrigued Frying...!

fryingpantoface · 16/07/2012 08:59

Congrats on a new niece!

I'm back in the north east again. When I'm back I'll.give a longer post. It's been interesting

WingDefence · 16/07/2012 08:25

Notsoold that's really funny! Your DH sounds nice :)

Something was EvilSIL's new baby full term? That's quite small isn't it? Hope it's okay - boy or girl?

somethingwittynot · 16/07/2012 08:21

evil SIL had her baby last night 6lb 15oz only one oz bigger than her DD

notsoold · 15/07/2012 21:41

Just told DH that after AF we will be jsing every other day to increase our chances...he laughed ( yes laughed) and then very happily said he will his utmost and that if he knew , he would have proposed another dc soon after ds .... :)

WingDefence · 15/07/2012 21:06

Evening shaggers! It tends to be who is most moody Yes DH can be such a grumpy old man sometimes! Funnily enough I used to find that he'd be most grumpy if we didn't JS at least once a week; I mean it was really noticeable! Don't have that problem as much now - it's just the other usual grumpy old man things like the newsreaders and stupid weather presenters, the footy/cricket etc etc...

We're both in good moods tonight though. Parents' cat turned up 30 mins after they got back this afternoon and we were jointly leading our church service this morning which went really well so a big relief there too.

We haven't JSed for a few days so I really hope I didn't OV too much later than my app said. Having some Wine tonigh though so I may pick my rumpled shag cape off the bedroom floor later... Wink

And Dysgu, does a tiny sprinkling of rain count for the weather? Hope not as it's been lovely and sunny here otherwise..!

notsoold · 15/07/2012 21:03

Ahaha...yes top ....weather, newsnight, etc. Glad to know I am not alone with my grumpy old men.
Funnily as soon as mention biscuits and tea dh is happy....
Ooohhhh and now moaning about the kidneys. At the hospital someone said that kidney stones pain is worse than childbirth so he reckons that he has suffered more than me!!!! Love the old bastard man though....

topbannana · 15/07/2012 20:56

Damn you impatient fingers :o
So all in all it looks like we will not be JSing tonight as I am sulking in dignified retreat until the mood passes. Normally this is only a fleeting phase so fingers crossed. Must be the curse of the relics, do you suffer similarly wing and notso? :o

topbannana · 15/07/2012 20:53

DH has been in what my mother would call "a fit of the sullens" most of the day. Among the topics for discontent are, the weather (better than it's been for weeks) DS going on and on and on (despite him being out with a friend for part of the day) the fact nobody tells him anything (?) and me having to buy runner beans in Waitrose as the rabbits ate all our seedlings (the ones that didn't rot in the rain)
So all in all it l

Dysgu · 15/07/2012 19:57

Well, I think we have had a St Swithin's Day without any rain so fingers crossed for the next 40 days... we went to the model village with the girls as they love to run around and chat to all the old folk there!

One week to go until the summer holidays - the girls are already planning all the stuff they want to do and we are beginning to think about what to get them for Christmas! (They have their main gift in the middle of the summer so that we all have time to play - and DD2 is a Xmas Eve baby so it means she gets something at another time in the year.)

We did JS yesterday - have to be sneaky whilst the girls are watching TV so I guess today is an off-day. DP is doing bedtime with the girls and has probably fallen asleep in the chair up there...

Hope all is well with everyone. I have no idea what day I am on - this month has been so hectic that I have lost count and cannot recall last ERTD dates - although I did smile at the thought of the GP using that acronym!

notsoold · 15/07/2012 18:01

Well done noinspiration....
frying Ilove there as well. Particularlythe coffee.
DH recovering and dd back for the day with fiancee....so good night to all and have a lovely evening.
Sometimes I get fed up of being the cook etc in our house (another reason to have a baby- )

fryingpantoface · 15/07/2012 09:31

Congrats noinspiration

I just like any excuse to go to the Trafford

noinspiration · 15/07/2012 09:22

Just to update you ladies despite another bleed and being convinced it was all over, all is well and I am 5-6 wks.

I'll remove myself off this thread now, but just wanted to say before I go - good luck everyone. If it happened for me despite my age and dodgy medical history there really is hope for everyone. Sending out lucky BFP vibes x

notsoold · 14/07/2012 23:28

kitten sorry meaculpa....I did not think...
But never managed to phone boots anyway...
We were very happy last evening then DH started to complain of pain, got worse ended up in a&e and lo!
Another kidney stone....poor him! spend the night in hospital and feeling better now
Back home but no jsing this weekend. I don't want to break my toy...

WingDefence · 14/07/2012 22:51

Kitten in my defence I didn't know what a duothingy was - I'm innocent guv!

And I forgot to say 'argh' on behalf of your friends today Guinea. :(

Kittenkatzen · 14/07/2012 22:39

Should have been "did you forget where you were"

Stupid phone!

Kittenkatzen · 14/07/2012 22:38

Evening all!

guinea how horrible for your friends, must have been such a fright for them. Glad it all turned out ok.

Tut tut to all the talk of fertility monitors....did you first where you were for a moment?! WinkWink

Did my domestic goddess bit today - tesco, a spring clean and baked a lemon cake. Oh yes and a cheeky JS this morning just for good measure!

wing don your shag cape, you know you want to! Grin

WingDefence · 14/07/2012 21:26

Evening shaggers!

We went to Ingleborough Caves today with DS. Really good fun. The had to go to my parents to look for their lost cat (they're back down in London for the week, due back tomorrow) but no joy and the cat sitter looked tonight too and still no joy. Hope he runs up to my parents when they get back tomorrow afternoon :(

Should have JSed yesterday for strict EOD but as I think I'm now in 2ww I've slacked off. However that could be why I've not BFPd until now as I bet I OV later than I think so I should really JS tonight. Bit knackered though...

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 14/07/2012 20:58

Evening all.

Been to Kirkstall Abbey festival today...now how 2 very tired DCs and a very tired me! Good time had by all. Though friends of ours lost their 2 yr old DS, cue lots of frantic parents running around. A man grabbed me to ask if I was looking for a small boy and pointed me in his direction. After finding him and handing him to his mum me and three members of St John's Ambulance promptly burst into tears - very scary how quick kids can get lost.

On a lighter note we managed to JS last night and this morning :) just going to keep ploughing on as if my period has arrived and gone so could get up duffed any day now...I've always been hopelessly optimistic.

notsoold · 13/07/2012 22:46

Good point top.... but the idea of all this jsers under the same roof sounds great...can you imagine the good vibe?
DD coming with fiance tomorrow, she still blushes when talking about us ttc..ooo the thought of parents jsing is too much for her ...
frying really good your weight loss! You spurred back to weight watchers on Monday....

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