Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

Hello ladies!

Just to let you know that when you get your BFPs (soon, hopefully very soon!) you should come say hello on the shiny new graduates thread!

We're all doing pretty well over there and would love to have you come join, so don your shag capes, get shagging and say hello to those BFPs!

Hello toffee, how's it going? Hope you are having a nice uneventful pg so far!

Out of interest, have you mostly stopped JSing since the BFP? I feel like DP and I are getting used to regular shagging now, and wondering what it will be like if I do get duffed...

"Pupped Up" tee hee

glad to here that DH/DP are all getting in the spirit of things.

Hooya i know that dh is oversexed, just glad he's getting a little older so i can now keep up . so domestic ironing your cape, it is only going to get creased you know

Hello shaggers! (can't remember who I pinched that greeting off, but it's brilliant!)

Andie I hope he's right, and what a good phrase "pupped up" ha ha!

Suffolk glad to know your DH is ready to get into the swing of things! My DP is similar - I can't decide whether he's super-keen to get me pupped up , or just oversexed!

Over here at SymptomWatch HQ, it's all quiet, so will get the shag cape ironed and ready after yesterdays' day off!

Haha Suffolk your DH sounds eager!

Morning all,
Hope everyone's well. I spent yesterday feeling sick and dizzy, I think it's hormone come down from implant removal DP thinks he has "super sperm" and had (get this for a euphemism) "pupped me up" before I had it taken out. Bless men and their egos.
Still getting the JSing in just in case it's ov.
I don't think anybody should pee on anything without reasonable cause.lol

Lol at Kitten "bit cutesy and vom inducing" yes I admit AF seems like a very old-fashioned term to me!!

Notso glad you are having fun, how long til the stents are out and the JSing is on?

Swimming thanks for the wise words! Naughty Suffolk Toffee and anyone else joining the POAS chorus - my resolve is strong, and my symptoms remain non-existent!

33 are you 33andTTC or someone else? If you are new, welcome! I am too dim to notice name changes...

lol sorry about your headache - I always go with loads of painkillers . Wedding trip great for JSing, have fun

We finally had a break last night! I was knackered so probably a good thing, but it was more difficult to get to sleep ha ha - back on it tonight, I think!

Hi to everyone new. Sorry using not so smart phone.
I've been reading the threads when possible but still on holiday until Friday.
Have fun jsing ladies and I will come back for a nutter and a cuppa.
Stents still here but still smiling.
Sorry too much wine and watching Paralympics. loving it as always...

Thanks for the welcome girls. Have a bad headache today which wont go away
Good job I'm not pg as I'm downing painkillers to see if it gets better.
Going away for friends wedding this weekend and need to get DH in mood for baby making sex!

Damn you swimming and your good advice....anyone would think this was the sensible thread.....

swimming you are prob right. so nothing is being thrown from me, i'm just so god dam impatient.

Hi to frustrated and lolcbcb - nice to see you in here.
I'm (kind of) stepping away from the other thread we were on because I want to be a bit more low key and dh is all about the JS

hooya, honestly, I think once you do poas you'll never stop, a bit like breaking the pee seal on a night out (see what I did there?). Stay strong.

Hello all
That's what attracted me to this thread, the joy of JSing is infectious. it makes TTC enjoyable for both parties involved. My friend is a charter, and her DH has been known to declair i'm not a machine!

Oh Hooya Just pee for us

oooh Hello Frustrated and Lol! I have been on the other posts with you but also thought this way of TTC sounded a bit more fun and stress free. I guess I'll try everything tho until im up duffed .

I have been sooooo bloated for 2/3 weeks now. work trouserss are very uncomfortable and not forgiving. Keep telling myself its a hormonal thing from coming off pill 5 weeks ago preggers

:o

ERTD is the Evil Red Tide of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!! No idea why it's not AF over here...."Aunt Flo" is a bit cutesy and vom inducing though so possibly it's that!

Hooya - pee on a stick, pee on a stick, pee on a stick, pee on a stick, pee on a stick, pee on a stick, pee on a stick, pee on a stick, pee on a stick!!! :o

Hello lol sorry cross post! Welcome and hope you stick around!

I think the moral is no ov thingies or CBFMs or technical stuff, rather than how much JSing you have to do! I like it here because when I joined MN I was instantly terrified by all the daily peeing on stuff that seemed to go on, whereas this thread was, erm, mostly about shagging .

I don't know why it's ERTD here, a more longstanding member may be needed to explain that, but most of them have left happily upduffed!

I am quite new but already seem to have a rep for slapping the mentalling out of myself and others if necessary but am nice otherwise, I promise!

Hello all! Hi to Alice and Suffolk and Frustrated yay more people! I have only been at this for a couple months but JSing would appear to be the way to go! Suffolk sorry about the MCs, hope things are easier this time. And I would love some cake

I love that my name is shorthand for a good slap! I still need one too - I can't shake this stupid idea that ERTD was implantation...

Horse and Kitten there is probably no way I am breaking my PIAR rule so early! Even DP is in on it - I got home tonight and he said "oh go pee on a stick"! So I am having to use extra willpower! I keep thinking how amazing it will be if it was implantation and I don't test, since by the time I find out I would be already 6 weeks gone! Ah, wishful thinking...

Swimming I think bf would forget all about any miffed feelings in the excitement of you being duffed, hopefully! I think most people realise this is really personal stuff and you have to do what makes you the most happy and least stressed. That's what I'll be reminding DP if when I become an evil pregnant dictator

I thought I was going to get a break from JSing last night, then DP said "come on then" (he clearly has a way with words)!

Hi ladies
Have been lurking reading posts around here ages and now that I found my friend frustrated I decided to post...
I just wonder how much shagging do you have to have to qualify for this thread
And forgive my ignorance but is there a reason period is not called af on this thread? What does the other acronym stand for?
Well you all seem lovely so hopefully I won't get kicked out

Hi ladies,
I think I shall be using the JS method this cycle. Have have no OPKs left and no ICp-sticks left, and was feeling quite obsessive about it all. So am resolved to JS and not buy anything else until ERTD is late. yeah like that is really gonna work JS is the way to go.

Wow Suffolk CFS and a teacher? You must be permanently knackered!

Regards Paralympics: I think the Olympics should be one big event and the paralympic component be just another element if the sport,as they're all categorised into male/female elements. IYSWIM? And the South African man that runs on those carbon blades that was told he couldn't compete with able bodies athletes (despite making the qualifying time) as his blades were an unfair advantage has been very hard done by (those blades take more energy and muscle control to run with than using your own legs!) Anyway....there's enough politics on MumsNet and I've already had to ban myself to contributing to serious threads for the sake of my blood pressure so I'll shush now......lol

So, isn't it unfair of nature to make symptoms of ovulation and implantation practically te same?! I thought she was part of the sisterhood!