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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

OP posts:
fryingpantoface · 27/07/2012 20:33

Well today was ace. Met up with a friend, got accidentally drunk (only has 2 glasses of wine) and then when we got home we js!

Was lovely

WingDefence · 27/07/2012 19:06

Aerial legs Grin A couple of ones last month we JSed just before sleep and I didn't get up but stuck loo roll in my pants to avoid wet patch spillage and went to sleep like that!

Top, watch it live on iPlayer on your phone or computer. You can't miss it!
Our neighbours may come round here to watch it in HD on our big tv. I may also have asked them to try to counter DH's rampant cynicism. I mean, I'm as pissed off as the next person about the money spent on it etc and I secretly think the opening ceremony is going to be as cringeworthy as watching your dad dancing, but I want to try to enjoy it as well :)

Swimming you are definitely within your rights to be Envy at pg friends (as well as being happy of course).

Woman I am offended too that you don't think we give you enough of something. What do you want - blood?! There is plenty of ERTD blood on this thread so it can't be that

swimmingnotdrowning · 27/07/2012 18:39

He'll be hungry afterwards whether or not he eats dinner now - jump him!

NicolaHazel · 27/07/2012 18:31

Ooh...I've not started to scare him with aerial legs yet! We decided on bedtime as he is hungry. Men!!

Kittenkatzen · 27/07/2012 18:26

nicola dtd as soon as you get in, make h2b cook dinner while you stuck legs in the air, then jump him again at bedtime Grin

AWomanCalledHorse · 27/07/2012 18:16

swimming, I think more BFP's would be a start. Grin, would be lovely to get one soon (thus avoiding summer 2013 pregnant), ah you've twisted my arm (hoof?).
I would love a food fight! I asked DH if we could have one at our wedding, he said no

DH is working from 5am-5pm tomorrow & then again on Sunday so mutterings of 'Olympics' & 'fun' in the same breath are banned here. Although we both agree we can enjoy the beauty that is Jessica Ennis, she's so lovely...and those abs Envy

OP posts:
NicolaHazel · 27/07/2012 18:13

Sooo...DTD as soon as I get home, after dinner or at bedtime?! Just in negotiations with H2B who says whenever.

I'm thinking bedtime is best so the little swimmers stay in me!

swimmingnotdrowning · 27/07/2012 17:40

In the spirit of my newly improved mood I am going to take complete advantage advantage of ERTD and get stuck into the booze in front of the opening ceremony tonight then visit with a friend with a gorgeous toddler tomorrow and brace myself in case she's got #2 on the way (must be gracious to people who get up duffed easily, must be gracious to - oh stuff it Envy).

Horse what kind of activity do you want from us? Pom poms? Food fights? More BFPs (we wish...).

topbannana · 27/07/2012 17:17

Well the HPT is bought and waiting wing if anything is bound to bring on ERTD it is the purchase of a HPT :o
kitten- today is one of the few days I bitterly regret my lack of TV, not sure listening to the opening ceremony on Five Live will be the same Hmm I also figure that I know literally HUNDREDS of women who were raving pissheads and still manage to conceive so the odd cocktail should be fine :)
hooya I'm not sure I would have the nerve for the Mile High thing either!

Kittenkatzen · 27/07/2012 16:34

ShockShock horse don't you love us any more?

Ummmm......tonight we have friends coming round for dinner/drinks and to watch the opening ceremony. There are rumours of cocktails which I may be forced to partake of (am 2ww-ing so will try and take it easy!). Have been out and bought Team GB flags and napkins.....might still try and get a tablecloth and some bunting yet - enforced patriotism is the theme tonight! :o

Tomorrow coming up to London to meet friends and see some of the Olympic festivities on the south bank.

General Olympic fun for us this weekend then! How about everyone else?

ps hi something glad it's going well for you, make sure you pop back with scan pics!

AWomanCalledHorse · 27/07/2012 15:53

I've had a look on other ttc threads, I'd like to find somewhere with more activty Wink, and I cannae find one for ttc2! Although by Oct I'll be able to join the ttc for 10months+ :(
Ah well, you're stuck with me, sorry about that!

Welcome frustraed & upthere!

Fingers crossed for tomorrow morning Top & wing, how's it going Child?

What's everyone upto this weekend? x

OP posts:
Hooya · 27/07/2012 14:36

Hello all!

Nicola late movies are a JS killer! I have taken to jumping DP on the sofa before it's too late, then I can fall asleep while he watches the rest of the film!

kitten I don't think I am that brave, no idea how one would go about mile-high fun Hmm

Child and something I am new here, but wanted to say congrats to you both and hope you are having nice uneventful pregnancies!

I am CD 6 but no idea when I ov so just going to keep shagging!! Grin

somethingwittynot · 27/07/2012 14:06

just checking in on you lot. any new BFPs? not long till my scan and consultant am getting excited now! am 9+1 today Grin

ChildOfThe1980s · 27/07/2012 12:36

Hi, I am alive! I haven't been brave enough to join any pregnant threads yet. Just doesn't seem real.

Good luck to top and wing for POAS tomorrow.

Welcome new shaggers. :)

topbannana · 27/07/2012 11:37

Hello again!
wing you're on (though I should warn you that I shall probably be uncapable of squeezing out an eggcup full of wee when the time comes, I may have to delay my result :o)
This morning I feel sick, well more queasy than sick which makes me hope with every fibre of my being that it is a bug. I never had morning sickness with DS and I cannot imagine how awful this feeling would be for 3 months Hmm
Anyway now I am waiting in (again) for the bitch energy woman to come and do an energy performance thing, having failed to turn up last time. I can only imagine what sort of result this place will get Hmm I suppose if she is late I could always vomit on her :o

Kittenkatzen · 27/07/2012 07:30

Morning!

Welcome frustrated, think I'm on another thread with you too . This thread is getting busy again!

wing - gah I spotted that typo after I hit send then couldn't be bothered to correct it!

hooya I think joining the mile high club is definitely the way forward wish I was that brave Grin

Could someone please make the guy sat behind me on the train STFU and stop SHOUTING at whoever he's on the phone to?! AngryAngry

NicolaHazel · 27/07/2012 06:32

I'm glad you managed some JSing, Hooya...I'm pissed off with H2B as he sat up so late watching The Shining we were both too tired once he came to bed :-( At least it was only CD11 though, so there is still hope this weekend!

Morning everyone!

Hooya · 27/07/2012 00:03

Hello all! Bit behind over here, got back from work dinner at about 10.30 last night and still managed some JSing!

Thanks guinea for the advice about being pg, it helps to remember that loads of people do it and live to tell the tale! And that they hate it sometimes as opposed to walking around in a state of pregnant bliss like I imagine!

Hello to frustrated, upthere and chicken - I am brand new and still getting the hang of this! And finding it hard to keep up when I check in at 7am my time (late the night before your time).

upthere I was very surprised with DP response to TTC discussions - we've been together since teenagers, same as you, and both never wanted kids, so when I changed my mind I couldn't believe it when he said oh me too I'm really glad! So maybe your DH just needs some getting-used-to-the-idea for #3!

swimming I love the vicarious excitement of other people's POAS! I am not planning to test at all so I need to enjoy other people's POAS excitement!

Slightly random question - have any of you ever JSed on a plane? DP and I realised I may be oving when we fly off on holiday, long distance, and it might be fun to use it as an excuse to attempt a bit of mile-hing JSing! Grin

frustratedpants · 26/07/2012 23:00

I can troll it with talk of puppies if you want me to wing but it won't be very exciting. I'd make a useless troll

suddenly realises how trolley I actually sound considering this is only my second post on this thread

upthere · 26/07/2012 22:48

Wing um, no, 'other' thread was this one in Conception

'Thinking about TTC#3...anyone else seriously thinking about their third? (10 Posts)'

No troll hunting/arguments etc thankfully

NicolaHazel · 26/07/2012 22:45

Ah, no, it wasn't, wing, it was an 11th...glad life isn't spooky! :-)

WingDefence · 26/07/2012 22:38

Ooh Nicola that would be odd wouldn't it... Was it an 8th birthday?

I have no idea what the 'other' thread is but unless it involves troll-hunting and lots of arguments I'm not that fussed about knowing Grin

Wotcha Frustrated :)

And Kitten was that a Freudian slip? Are you sure you only had the one 'drunk'?!

upthere · 26/07/2012 22:03

Hi procreators

thanks for all the welcomes!

well, as I mentioned o. the other thread, I hinted at #3 to DH while he was eating his dinner and he apparently does NOT think it a good idea

as i said, DARN and double darn

but, maybe HE wanted to be the one to 'woo' me into it, rather than have me 'tell' him

gee whizz they are a complicated lot these DH's

anyone else persuading other half? or just shagging whether they agree or not? Not sure if I want to go there, would rather he shared rhe excitement of the whole process with me, that includes shagging knowingly to conceive our third and final baby

been together since school!!!! so know him better than myself at times

frustratedpants · 26/07/2012 21:58

Hi although not sure why as I usually wade right in there Grin
I'm not sure if I fit with you list of "donts" as I did OPK for the 1st time this month. but in my defence I just wanted to check that I was Ov when I thought I was.
But I don't chart well except when ERTD is due as if the cramps dont give it away Grin
TTC #3 as the puppy that DH let me get last year when he said no more DCs has grown up, and the broodiness has started anew, and DH agrees to 1more. Grin although not sure he just wants extra DTD
So hi all

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 26/07/2012 21:41

Hi again upthere

Obviously ERTDs have gone on strike this month Wing. I don't feel like mine ever really arrived either. Will eagerly await the results of PIAR from you and Top.