The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

Good job, rolls. I've added the citizenship test for ease of finding.

i have made it all up faith as I don't have time to scan 40 pages to get the theme.....

I could claim dictatorship I suppose...at least then i would get to wear a ludricous outfit and kill anyone who laughs at me.

New fred here.....

The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

Blame it on the sleep deprivation norf!
Not to worry, I'm not easily offended flamegirl. When I was menkulling last cycle and incessantly googling I ventured on to some freds there. The tickers make me nervous! Actually having someone around who's relationship has fallen apart has made me a but mushy about him. Valuing what we have I guess!
queenie you are very brave! I should think you can glean the theme from earlier in the Fred if you are happy?
Well kick in the crotch at work. Heard about two pregnancies today. One dc#2 but after muchos fertility ishoos first time round so not much resentment one don't even know how far along I am I was on pill type thing. Pleased to say I haven't cried. Feel numb and nauseous. Eating crisps to console myself.

Ooh. Xpost- crack on then!

I'm off today, so could also start. queen what do you think - do you want to start or shall I?

Fnarr at rubbish opening. We'll let your chap be the judge of that.

right....i'll go and do it now......

I will start the new fred as long you promise not to throw rotten tomatoes and empty gin bottles at me if my opening is rubbish.

Ooh. Lots of BESH folk about. Am loving new and improved team BESH.

I may have first mentioned the glorious republic of Rulvakia (iPad now recognises Rulvakia as a word ). Am scared of starting Fred however. Any bad chat will be captured on the topics board forever for the next 1000 posts. Am I just being a girl? Need to man up.

Speaking of bad chat, I am socially inept (have I managed to censor myself enough to hide that to date?), so sorry faith about commenting on MSB- it just reminded me of ladies referring to their big squidgy loverly DHs etc. but clearly not the same circumstances (and you're obviously luffly), so ignore me, please!

Good luck to norf and anyone else waiting for a follicle pop. Am maybe 4 days po. Trying to remain positive about a possible fufc win. Does anyone know where to find out ptc ivf details? I'm Manchester and the only sites I can find have no data (but Stockport and Trafford on either side haven't been funding any recently ). I'm pretty certain mine does fund, and telling myself it's one cycle, then anything else will be a positive. One cycles not much is it?

No! I said I was humbly stepping back, my sleepily braindead little pal!

Off for next tracking scan now. Pop, little follicle! Pop!

So nothing quite as terrifying as being woken at 2.45am by the hard wired fire alarms going off when you've already had a fire in the night. Suspect power failure to blame. I am shattered good job I'm on half day!
Good on you norf for doing the BESH republic of Rulvakia!

I started the one before faithy, I think, so humbly step back from the not actually offered to me honour of the foundation of the Fred of Rulvakia. Who thought of it in the first place? Wasn't it lemon? Or hilly?

I love Saki, shred. And that story is one of the best.

I am still without computer pooter and did the one before last, so I will also allow someone else to start new Fred. Yes to Rulvakia from me. Like the idea of making up rules as we go...,
Yes essentially that's it lemons...only know what he's told MSB. Apparently the ex was encouraging him to play away. He didn't, but he didn't tell her to sling her hook either. The photos were incentive from her. Afaik he didn't cheat, but as I said to MSB it's a betrayal of trust.
I have been posting in the hut for a long time, in fact from a couple of weeks after I joined MN. It has changed a lot in that time and I do think it's dragging me down a bit so I am planning to take a step back myself. I need the tongue in cheek humour of the BESH to go alongside the woes of TTC!

YES to republic of Rulvakia, cave. Would the high priesteress/judge/queen euro with wig (how do you spell that, it looks wrong? Yes, I am tired) start the fred?

And yay for a recovered kidney faith, but you must be suffering with all that gold going on . Engaged and photos of his ex (I guess they are not from when he was with her and that they are well not pretty). Bad combo. Hope he finds a room soon. And in the meantime, feel free to hunt that snotty egg, I say.

Hols were indeed luffly. SB is luffly. No baby-making-sechsing, but for fun and wine and too much food have made me fairy in love again. How embarassing. But good.

Oh Alan Rickman. I so would.

This fred is setting perilously close to its end. Did we settle on the Republic of Rulkavia (or whatever it was!) or are we going with something else?

Welcome back to queen and winklie!

Ooh job interview sounds exciting! And the holiday sounds luffly :) if you can't let loose on holiday, when can you?!
I am fully recovered from the kidney debacle but am full of cold autocorrected to 'gold' which would be preferable! and my voice is absconding as I speak tonight :( am back at work though doing half days this week which is pleasant.
winklepicker we wondered where you'd got to! How are you? Aside from being undiffed
Shreddie I didn't get it but norf is well read and recognises clever literary MN names!
So an update on MSB's colleague. Looks like he'll be here another few days. She isn't likely to forgive him any time soon actually she's just dumped his stuff outside their house and told him to come get it! so he's here for another few days. Looking at rooms in rented houses from next week. I think he's been an idiot but I do feel a bit sorry for him. To be fair, they'd just got engaged....I'm not sure I'd want to marry him either! We don't know her side of the story of course, but at least him being here means he's not in her house if she doesn't want him there...

Bon nuit, les belles Beshes! La commentator de la bella France (or something like that).

Welcome queen, I like Alan Rickman too and I have seen you elsewhere, because I lurk in the depressing corner some days. So I reckon you're in. But then I have not been here long or so I tell myself...

The hols were fab, (after iui failure) very drunken and full fat food. So now I am a bit bigger. I just ironed my fat smart trousers, as I have a job interview tomorrow.

Keeping fingers crossed for no more bleeding dot. Well done for the good scan. Really happy for you.

How are you feeling faith? Did you get properly better while I was away?

GRRR about the late egg and the early IUI euro. Will you get another basting or is this it?

Well done on being referred sinky. Fingers crossed the wait is not too long.

And welcome back winkly

Difficult decisions for your family, cave. I am soppy and sleep badly when SB (skinny bint) is not here for a night, so I would struggle really badly with the whole sandy idea.

Like the sound of book worm shreddie.

PS Work is busy and the rest of the time I am applying for new jobs and doing massive holiday laundry, so my visits will remain a little sporadic for now!

Hello

I was Winkly - so I haven't changed much!

I went away for a while but I am back, and still not updiffed

But I have my Eurovision Fete planned

Hello queen! I'm Shred, I'm pretty new around these parts. Is it wrong that I completely agree with you about Alan Rickman and don't think it's inappropriate?

My DH doesn't have a nickname yet. He's something of a book worm, pretty good at cooking and gardening and a football fan too. Maybe GFBW ( Green fingered book worm?)

PS dor I'm sure those sensations are totally normal
sinky glad you got the referral at least. Hope it's not too long a wait.
northey glad you got the reference in my nickname! Am a bit worried it's just too odd a name out of context.