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HollyhocksandPeons · 15/09/2026 13:06

Altogether now - all cultures are the same, all cultures are equal. All cultures.... Yes, I am taking a pop at Australians. So what?

Backedoffhackedoff · 15/09/2026 13:06

Flamingbanana214 · 15/09/2026 13:01

Vile. I can't comprehend the other competitors voluntarily crawling through her shit behind her or sitting on her equipment. There's no way on earth I would have continued. She's disgusting obviously but what possessed the others to carry on covered in her shit. The mind boggles.

It was a world championship, imagine how hard they’d worked to get there 😞

Manxexile · 15/09/2026 13:06

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 12:57

I never did quite get to the bottom (arf!) of it about Paula Radcliffe. I recall people at the time saying that she'd curled one out, and then Paula herself said that it had only been a wee... so is it the case that people deliberately embellished what actually happened for dramatic effect; or was Paula maybe telling a little porkie to try to mitigate her embarrassment?!

Gary Lineker definitely did a full-on jobbie whilst he was on the pitch, though!

"... Gary Lineker definitely did a full-on jobbie whilst he was on the pitch, though!"

Eh? 😮

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 13:03

Is it all high-pressure competitive tournaments where this happens, or just the physically-demanding ones?

I'd hate to think of somebody participating in an intense Mastermind final, rising triumphant from the iconic black chair and leaving a 'disaster sausage' sitting there in their wake.

Highlighta · 15/09/2026 13:02

So bloody gross.

And other people had to clean up after her, and they even had to replace the carpet.

They made a statement to say they will change the rules for the future. A bit late for all the other competitors who got covered in her shit too.

Flamingbanana214 · 15/09/2026 13:01

Vile. I can't comprehend the other competitors voluntarily crawling through her shit behind her or sitting on her equipment. There's no way on earth I would have continued. She's disgusting obviously but what possessed the others to carry on covered in her shit. The mind boggles.

LaLoba · 15/09/2026 13:00

Agatha1989 · 15/09/2026 12:57

What does bonked mean in this context?

Going so hard that you hit total exhaustion, confusion, nausea etc.

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 12:59

Watchoutfortheslowaraf · 15/09/2026 12:40

Hyrox is nothing like a marathon. All the equipment is shared. She was lying on the floor doing burpees and someone else a few metres back was having to follow her in the same lane to do their burpees. When her shit was all over the floor! And she got it all over the equipment other people use. She should have pulled out and if not, the race organisers absolutely should have pulled her. She probably won because the other competitors were struggling to compete in and around all her excrement.

Edited

Burpees are one thing; but when it comes to trumpees - that turn out to be slightly more significant (and liqueous), that's quite a different matter...

Agatha1989 · 15/09/2026 12:57

LaLoba · 15/09/2026 12:56

As a runner I’m bemused by the impression I’m getting that people think this is commonplace. I’ve taken part in countless races and never once seen someone shit themselves. I’ve cycled with people who’ve gone so hard they have ‘bonked’ and still not seen anyone shit themselves.

Whenever a fellow runner has told me they’ve had a bad gut, energy gels or supplements have been involved, but they’ve still managed to avoid running with shit pouring down their legs.

Frankly, the woman in the Hyrox incident looks mentally unstable to continue.

What does bonked mean in this context?

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 12:57

I never did quite get to the bottom (arf!) of it about Paula Radcliffe. I recall people at the time saying that she'd curled one out, and then Paula herself said that it had only been a wee... so is it the case that people deliberately embellished what actually happened for dramatic effect; or was Paula maybe telling a little porkie to try to mitigate her embarrassment?!

Gary Lineker definitely did a full-on jobbie whilst he was on the pitch, though!

LeaderBee · 15/09/2026 12:57

Pretty sure this happens all the time. Paula Radcliffe was shitting herself too when she was in her prime.

Doesn't mean that it isn't gross or anything or that they shouldn't be penalised for shitting all over equipment, but it's nothing new in professional running.

LaLoba · 15/09/2026 12:56

As a runner I’m bemused by the impression I’m getting that people think this is commonplace. I’ve taken part in countless races and never once seen someone shit themselves. I’ve cycled with people who’ve gone so hard they have ‘bonked’ and still not seen anyone shit themselves.

Whenever a fellow runner has told me they’ve had a bad gut, energy gels or supplements have been involved, but they’ve still managed to avoid running with shit pouring down their legs.

Frankly, the woman in the Hyrox incident looks mentally unstable to continue.

LondonPapa · 15/09/2026 12:54

Wheesht2 · 15/09/2026 10:27

I think it was right to let her finish the competition but going forward a rule should be put in place for health and safety.

Going forward there is going to be a change. It was already announced. How they didn’t have a rule for this when every major event does baffles me but whatever. Cross country skiing is worse!

Hiredgun · 15/09/2026 12:48

‘Just poo it’ is her motto apparently but she’s not sponsored by Nike.

qamvbm · 15/09/2026 12:47

Well, I do think it’s gross, but can’t get too upset about it until we clean up our public spaces. Dog shit on pavements and in parks. Worse than human shit.

Cushionseams · 15/09/2026 12:47

Rubyupbeat · 15/09/2026 12:46

I know this does happen to serous runners, my sister's friend has it happen a lot, even if she takes immodium
So this lady had an accident, but there should be some way of clearing it for other contenders, maybe a shit area that's separate from other equipment?

A toilet?

Rubyupbeat · 15/09/2026 12:46

I know this does happen to serous runners, my sister's friend has it happen a lot, even if she takes immodium
So this lady had an accident, but there should be some way of clearing it for other contenders, maybe a shit area that's separate from other equipment?

moleinthehouse · 15/09/2026 12:44

SirenScream · 15/09/2026 12:38

This is revolting and horrifying. However I doubt she did it deliberately, intense exercise diverts blood away from the digestive system and can lead to an involuntary voiding of the bowels, I think it's connected to the fight or flight response.

I don’t think anyone is suggesting she deliberately shit herself. She did however deliberately continue and share that shit with others.

Gengha · 15/09/2026 12:43

It’s ridiculous, of course she should have been stopped, it’s only a bloody gym competition that means zero in the grand scheme of life. Proper competitors accept sometimes things happen that you can’t finish an event. But then most people who I know who do hyrox, it does seem to drive them a bit demented

PatNoodle · 15/09/2026 12:41

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 10:50

And to think of all the criticism that Paula Radcliffe received from stopping off at the side of the road just for a wee!

Whilst I'm not remotely suggesting that it was anything more than a very unfortunate accident for Joanna, I wouldn't put it past certain people with scat paraphilias getting ideas from this.

She didn't stop for a wee, she shat at the side of the road and then carried on running!

Watchoutfortheslowaraf · 15/09/2026 12:40

Hyrox is nothing like a marathon. All the equipment is shared. She was lying on the floor doing burpees and someone else a few metres back was having to follow her in the same lane to do their burpees. When her shit was all over the floor! And she got it all over the equipment other people use. She should have pulled out and if not, the race organisers absolutely should have pulled her. She probably won because the other competitors were struggling to compete in and around all her excrement.

SirenScream · 15/09/2026 12:38

This is revolting and horrifying. However I doubt she did it deliberately, intense exercise diverts blood away from the digestive system and can lead to an involuntary voiding of the bowels, I think it's connected to the fight or flight response.

CheeseyNacho · 15/09/2026 12:36

I’d - maybe - have more sympathy for her if it was the first time it had happened to her… but it wasn’t, but she didn’t win the other time it happened so it didn’t make the news.

Dollymylove · 15/09/2026 12:33

Yuk disgusting and and a nasty health hazard. Why didn't they pull her out of the race?

moleinthehouse · 15/09/2026 12:32

Yupstillhere · 15/09/2026 12:31

They're changing the rules and have apologised for not responding sooner etc.

At least that’s something. It’s insane it was allowed to happen.

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