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jellybobs · 15/09/2026 14:27

I’ve seen too many clips of this for my liking. I do Hyrox at the gum and you get very up close and personal with the shared equipment / floor space. It’s beyond awful that she was allowed to continue and spread her germs and stink around. They need to rethink their rules about this ASAP.

littlemousebigcheese · 15/09/2026 14:26

I can’t believe the others behind her carried on?! It’s awful

moleinthehouse · 15/09/2026 14:26

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 15/09/2026 13:47

People can’t control shitting themselves can they. It’s a completely different comparison to spitting

People can control what they do after shitting themselves.

That’s the key factor here, not that she shit, that she shared the shit around.

runnerducky · 15/09/2026 14:26

Totally inappropriate in that kind of shared environment. It’s not pleasant in running either but that’s a very different setting to a gym with shared space and equipment. She should not have been allowed to continue.

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 14:25

Manxexile · 15/09/2026 13:06

"... Gary Lineker definitely did a full-on jobbie whilst he was on the pitch, though!"

Eh? 😮

Apparently GL admitted it afterwards, and said that he'd been feeling really unwell. You can see him scoot across the pitch in the exact same way that a guilty-looking dog scoots across your lovely clean carpet!

Charlotte120221 · 15/09/2026 14:23

You're DQ if you spit in a Hyrox race - surely this is worse? Imagine being behind her.....

LaLoba · 15/09/2026 14:20

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 14:18

I've heard cycling-mad friends use this term in this context, and it always causes confusion (and sometimes shock!) amongst non-cycling types like me, when you first hear it!

You just think that, when they tell you about two of them travelling through a beautiful country lane and then they have to stop as they're about to bonk... couldn't they have just kept that as a special secret memory between themselves?!

😂

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 15/09/2026 14:18

LaLoba · 15/09/2026 13:00

Going so hard that you hit total exhaustion, confusion, nausea etc.

I've heard cycling-mad friends use this term in this context, and it always causes confusion (and sometimes shock!) amongst non-cycling types like me, when you first hear it!

You just think that, when they tell you about two of them travelling through a beautiful country lane and then they have to stop as they're about to bonk... couldn't they have just kept that as a special secret memory between themselves?!

TealHacks · 15/09/2026 14:08

Of course she won. The stink of her shit everywhere would most definitely have affected everyone else's performance.

Given there is obviously no rules or protocols in place for athletes who shit themselves, and spread that shit all over.. I wonder if it was a deliberate tactic.

Extraordinary that everyone carried on regardless.

YADNBU

LaLoba · 15/09/2026 14:01

Comeonbabylightmyaga · 15/09/2026 13:53

I wonder if she still would have won if she hadn’t covered everyone and everything in faeces.

I’m not squeamish and sport makes me need to poo. I wouldn’t inflict that on anyone. I stop, do what I need to do and get back to it. Obviously I’ll never be a professional athlete until I get over that!

The pros aren’t shitting themselves though. It would be big news if the front runners in eg the olympics, Tour de France were finishing covered in shit.

Comeonbabylightmyaga · 15/09/2026 13:53

I wonder if she still would have won if she hadn’t covered everyone and everything in faeces.

I’m not squeamish and sport makes me need to poo. I wouldn’t inflict that on anyone. I stop, do what I need to do and get back to it. Obviously I’ll never be a professional athlete until I get over that!

thehound4 · 15/09/2026 13:51

I don’t think it’s disgusting in the sense that it’s a normal bodily reaction and can very commonly happen during exercise. However I do think in the interests of health, safety and dignity she should have been made to clean up. It can’t have been pleasant for her and even less pleasant for those competing in the same area.

Hankunamatata · 15/09/2026 13:50

Its grim. So not ideal for runners or cyclists as people say it happens but least they are outside and people anrt having to use equipment covered in poo!

gamerchick · 15/09/2026 13:50

AshaK · 15/09/2026 10:35

I’ve seen people running marathons who have very clearly shat themselves. That’s what happens with too many energy gels!

The shits is quite common in runners but runners aren't really affecting anyone else.

KarmenPQZ · 15/09/2026 13:49

This is the polar opposite to Sydney sweeny’s approach to sports.

personally urging everyone to keep to the middle ground not these extremes 🤢🤢🤢

BiscoffByTheSpoon · 15/09/2026 13:47

qamvbm · 15/09/2026 12:47

Well, I do think it’s gross, but can’t get too upset about it until we clean up our public spaces. Dog shit on pavements and in parks. Worse than human shit.

Eh?? 😂 You'd rather walk past a human pooing on the pavement than a dog? That's so weird 😅

(Obviously, any dog owner who doesn't pick up after their dog is the worst type of human).

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 15/09/2026 13:47

bunnypenny · 15/09/2026 10:31

You think it was right that she shat herself, shit went all over the equipment (including the rowing machine that other contenders were using) and she was allowed to continue without cleaning herself up? It wouldn’t have impacted her time as she had an ankle timer.

theres a rule that snotting and spitting everywhere will disqualify people, but shitting everywhere is ok?

People can’t control shitting themselves can they. It’s a completely different comparison to spitting

BriarTime · 15/09/2026 13:45

rwalker · 15/09/2026 13:24

The fact she shit herself in sport is nether here or there
the problem is her smearing shit on communal equipment she should of been stopped

This. It’s not the shitting herself. People shit themselves all over the world every day and it’s not a symptom of moral decline we need to clutch our pearls over. It’s the impact on others. I blame the organisers, in a way. But then perhaps they naively assumed they didn’t need a ‘no smearing shit on the equipment’ clause in the rules, I dunno. I do hope everyone would be equally appalled if she’d been a man, though. There is something about being reminded that women have bodily functions that seems to lead to baffling vitriol in some folk.

BloodyHellBob · 15/09/2026 13:35

Anyone saying that it’s ok obviously hasn’t seen some of the photos posted online. She literally has shit all down her legs. It’s obscene. She obviously doesn’t care (which is so very odd anyway) but as soon as it happened officials should have stepped in and removed her. I don’t care how much hard work she put in, other competitors did too and their event was spoiled. I honestly think she should be banned from further competitions.

rwalker · 15/09/2026 13:24

The fact she shit herself in sport is nether here or there
the problem is her smearing shit on communal equipment she should of been stopped

Cavalierchaos · 15/09/2026 13:20

Anyone who thinks this is ok is utterly deranged. The other people had to work out in her poo. I can't actually understand why the other competitors didn't quit in protest. Utterly vile and degrading. The pictures I saw had it all down her legs. Can you imagine the smell.

Pinkgin00 · 15/09/2026 13:14

Yeah it's disgusting and selfish, I cannot believe that she was allowed to use shared equipment and not person intervened. It is no wonder she won!

Backedoffhackedoff · 15/09/2026 13:11

User7989776 · 15/09/2026 13:09

Agree. Extreme athletes are often mentally unwell, attention seeking individuals using athletic ability as a shield. There's also an underlying theme of self-harm and body fetish kinks.

A surgeon operating for 10 hours is infinitely more admirable and valuable for humanity than some woman who shits herself rolling a big ball. A surgeon will also take bathroom breaks and not claim their work is more important than everything else at that moment.

There is zero excuse for being a disgusting human being

Very much agree with this- I think it also speaks to the cult like mentality of exercise systems like hyrox that it attracts these unhealthy vulnerable people

User7989776 · 15/09/2026 13:09

Agree. Extreme athletes are often mentally unwell, attention seeking individuals using athletic ability as a shield. There's also an underlying theme of self-harm and body fetish kinks.

A surgeon operating for 10 hours is infinitely more admirable and valuable for humanity than some woman who shits herself rolling a big ball. A surgeon will also take bathroom breaks and not claim their work is more important than everything else at that moment.

There is zero excuse for being a disgusting human being

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