To dump new BF over funny sex noises

Can you nominate a thread for classics based off the original post alone?

Oh I thought "ooh arr" as opposed to "shiver me timbers you scurvy dog". 😄 .

My DP is quite noisy, at first I found it weird as previous DPs have been less vocal, but now I’m used to it I like it - except when he makes all his usual noises and then says “oh no, sorry” at the end. Puts a dampener on it!

At least he's not saying something like "Back of the net!" 🤔😂 (imagine Alan Partridge)

Oh no, there’s nothing worse than when their appreciative noises turn you off. Having said that, I can’t abide a silent shagger either.

Ah OP, you’ve got to tell him. You sound like you’ve got a good sense of humour, I’m sure the two of you could have a laugh over it. It would be a shame to break up over this though.

I think if you really, really liked this guy it wouldn't bother you this much. So the fact that you're thinking about ending things is maybe a sign that you're just not that into him? In which case, better to break up with him now before things get serious.

‘The town crier’ has ended me 😂

The West Country didn't feature it was definitely pirate noises

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/115727-pirate-noises-during-sex

That's me done

I agree.

I’m struggling to see what the issue is unless he’s being really loud or putting on a silly voice.

I personally would like this and be saying words of encouragement knowing that he was enjoying himself.

I’m really surprised by the responses but perhaps it’s simply because he’s a man.

That made me laugh too 😆

This wouldn't bother me. It's better than a silent partner when you can't tell if he's enjoying it or not. I much prefer a vocal man.

the traditional grunt

😂😂

I think if I otherwise liked him I'd have to say something first rather than leap to ending it immediately.

Could you try the tack that the neighbours have reported hearing him and this has made you uncomfortable?

If not it would have to me a discussion done as diplomatically as possible - I'd probably just ask if he is aware he is quite loud and say that I don't think there's anything wrong with that per se but I find it distracting and it takes me out of the moment.

If he didn't tone it down or stop I would end it though, it would give me the ick. Sex is so much better when it is not performative.

I agree. If you say something its the end of your relationship as he'll never be able to relax in bed again. It also sounds pretty normal so im not sure what the problem is, unless he's literally shouting at the top of his voice. Is it the volume thats the problem?

I suppose it's better than a friend's ex who would shout YEEHAW at the crucial moment.

And no, he wasn't a cowboy, he was from Brighton 😂

Oh lordy, I think that would make me laugh. Especially after reading this thread! I'm not wanting to take a prurient interest in your sex life, but is it the volume? I'm assuming it's not under his breath. You say 'sex noises ' in your thread title, so is he saying it in a weird way (is there a good way?!)? Or making other noises. Hmmm I think you may have to say something, but I don't know how!

Or treat it like a call and response channelling a Swiss 80s electronic duo?

BF “oooh yeah”
You “The moon, beautiful”

Oh yeah

Pirate noises? He might just be from the westcountry.

Going against the grain but I wouldn’t say anything.

I’d hate a guy to judge the faces I make or noises I make.

There are genuinely things you can’t help.

I am always turned on by knowing a man’s tell tale signs but I’ve never been with someone where those signs are a turn off.

If you really can’t get past it then you’re going to have to end it but I definitely wouldn’t say why.

I suppose it is better than the thread posted on here years ago where the OP's other half made pirate noises during sex😆If it gives you the ick @Anapplepieaday there is really no getting over that.

Try going on top, and use a pillow as a muffler.