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Found on my dressing table any idea?

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Kentgirl456 · 10/11/2025 07:32

Hi came home to find this wristband kinda thing sitting on my dressing table any idea what it is?
no one has a clue where it came from or what it is
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Found on my dressing table any idea?
Found on my dressing table any idea?
Found on my dressing table any idea?
OP posts:
user5687921 · 10/11/2025 13:08

LittleGreenDragons · 10/11/2025 10:04

I would really hate the thought that DH had unwrapped a leaf blower in the bedroom. Don't they suck as well? 😱

Hopefully OP remembers unwrapping a new handbag or Christmas lights!

That puts a whole new slant on this thread
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5441794-to-think-he-should-lead-blood-somewhere-else

Hope you find your answer, OP!

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Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 12:42

It's the packaging from a fur tail. Your child is a Furry, which as we know dominates UK schooling, even though there's no evidence. Slippery slope!

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 12:41

Littlejellyuk · 10/11/2025 12:41

IT'S A CHICKEN FUCKER! 😆 🐔 🤣
Sorry I couldn't resist! 🙃
It's a joke from another thread from the weekend 😆

😂😂😂

Littlejellyuk · 10/11/2025 12:41

IT'S A CHICKEN FUCKER! 😆 🐔 🤣
Sorry I couldn't resist! 🙃
It's a joke from another thread from the weekend 😆

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 12:37

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 12:16

It will be from the charge cord of the OW's vibrator.

That's really the only explanation.

IsThisTheWaytoSlamMyPillow · 10/11/2025 12:37

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this thread!! It’s just like the good ol’ days!

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 12:16

Nocookiesforme · 10/11/2025 11:52

It's a cable tie. The pointy end goes threw a slit at the other end and you use it to keep things together - it's to help prevent damage by over tightening wire ones.
They're gradually replacing the plastic coated wire ones that we're used to - it's definitely not some kind of soft cock ring or similar Confused
So have you or someone in your house opened a new item this weekend?
With it being MN, was it on a cable from a new secret phone that your DP has bought and hidden inside your home Hmm

It will be from the charge cord of the OW's vibrator.

whileiwaitforabetteroption · 10/11/2025 12:07

is it shaped like a penis for a reason?

Nocookiesforme · 10/11/2025 11:52

It's a cable tie. The pointy end goes threw a slit at the other end and you use it to keep things together - it's to help prevent damage by over tightening wire ones.
They're gradually replacing the plastic coated wire ones that we're used to - it's definitely not some kind of soft cock ring or similar Confused
So have you or someone in your house opened a new item this weekend?
With it being MN, was it on a cable from a new secret phone that your DP has bought and hidden inside your home Hmm

Hoppinggreen · 10/11/2025 11:50

secretrocker · 10/11/2025 11:45

I'm surprised people have jumped the "DH is having an affair" conclusion.
Could it be one of your kids is taking drugs? 🤔

I think its both as well as The Cleaner stealing stuff and workmen using the loo

MissiliaAmori · 10/11/2025 11:48

As someone who wears wig grip headbands, it's not a wig grip headband! Don't trust everything AI tells you...

secretrocker · 10/11/2025 11:45

I'm surprised people have jumped the "DH is having an affair" conclusion.
Could it be one of your kids is taking drugs? 🤔

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 11:38

It's hard to tell from your photos, but is the non-pointy end torn?

I suspect it had a slit in it for the head to slot into (talking packaging here ladies ...) and was wrapped around a cord.

Mothership4two · 10/11/2025 11:32

Oh yeah, my Google image search came up with wig tie too. Looks like something that's come off a new shirt to me

QueenMummyTheFirst · 10/11/2025 11:30

I think, for us to adequately assess, we need a banana for scale, OP

rainbowruthie · 10/11/2025 11:28

Greggsit · 10/11/2025 08:33

It's the wrapping off some form of contraceptive. Your husband is having an affair and the Other Woman left on your dressing table for you to find.

Isn't that the usual MN response?

Well obviously!
No doubt about it

CoastalCalm · 10/11/2025 11:24

I love how you’ve taken it on a little journey around your house in the photos

as others have said it a tie for a label or to keep cables or bag straps together

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 11:19

ClockworkGiraffe · 10/11/2025 11:05

Well so far someone in a wig is having an affair with a leaf blower. This has to be the best thread on MN ever 😂

Or, at least, an affair incorporating a leaf blower in the bedroom ...🍁🍂

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 11:18

samarrange · 10/11/2025 11:03

#CrinkleCutWilly

I wondered if the crinkles might be girth measurement increments?

grumpygrape · 10/11/2025 11:15

AgentPidge · 10/11/2025 10:39

It's from DH's new wig.

He's wearing this new wig when he's cross dressing in your undies.... 🤭

Hons123 · 10/11/2025 11:14

Love MN!!!!!

alittlequinnie · 10/11/2025 11:09

Your fella wants to spice things up in the bedroom and he's designing a new sex toy - this is the paper prototype!

lifeisgoodrightnow · 10/11/2025 11:08

feelingblue111 · 10/11/2025 09:02

according to google image search

AI Overview

The item shown in the image is a wig grip headband. It is designed to be worn under a wig to provide a secure, non-slip fit without the need for adhesives, clips, or combs.

This just took a dark turn

Chiseltip · 10/11/2025 11:07

LTB!

Get your ducks in a row.

"No" is a complete sentence.

Log it with 101.

maralagagirl · 10/11/2025 11:06

Come back Op. We are waiting................