Can I get a smooth body with a short torso or will I need intervention

Argh

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5106252-anyone-had-liposuction-including-non-surgical

Also, WRT menopause treatment, all women can access HRT via their GPs.

Honestly menopause scares me and what it will leave me. A lot of women kill themselves over it including celebrities who have the means for better treatment

A "lot" of women certainly don't kill themselves because of menopause. And for those that do experience mental health issues, it's because the hormonal changes have real, profound effects on mood and cognition. No-one is offing themselves because they're a bit bigger and lumpier than ten years before. What a fucking offensive suggestion.

I can't confirm that one, but maybe it was yet another user name?

Save your money and spend it on therapy.
https://www.belorens.com/blog/Lumps-and-bumps-after-liposuction/

Yep, that's the one.

Is it also the poster who was raging about another YouTuber who got a product deal and slagged off her looks and then offended when her FIL slagged her off? Or was that completely separate?

.......... and thought that she'd put her son into temporary foster care if he was born with a disability, and have him back every so often when she felt like it.

.............. and has a lesbian crush on a woman she hasn't actually met, and is sad that the woman can't come to her party; despite being currently married to her baby's father.

.............. not to mention being jealous of her friend who carried on vaping while she was pregnant, which would stop her putting on weight (!)

........... and whose main worry while pregnant was finding time afterwards to get her hair done.

YES

Is this the poster who kept going on that it takes a village to take care of a baby and was annoyed her friend didn't help her enough? And was planning to sleep with her dogs in bed once the baby arrived and she was going to sleep train the newborn? And had some major concerns about not being able to go to the hairdressers once she gave birth?

She needs to read "Hags"

@BMW6 I have a feeling that none of those complications from liposuction will put off the OP.

It'll stop her from becoming a frump, doncha know.

OP this is from the American Society of plastic surgeons

Liposuction risks can include:

1. Anesthesia risks
2. Bruising
3. Cannula breakage
4. Change in skin sensation that may persist
5. Damage to deeper structures such asnerves, blood vessels, muscles, lungs and abdominal organs
6. Deep vein thrombosis, cardiac and pulmonary complications
7. Fluid accumulation
8. Infection
9. Irregular contours or asymmetries
10. Irregular pigmentation
11. Need for revision surgery
12. Poor wound healing
13. Rippling or loose skin, worsening of cellulite
14. Swelling
15. Thermal burn or heat injury from ultrasound with the ultrasound-assisted lipoplasty technique

Secondary procedures may sometimes be recommended to reduce excess skin. Special considerations are needed when large amounts – usually more than five liters of fat – are suctioned.

Women who commit suicide because of menopause symptoms are not doing it because they have put on weight FFS! And they are in the absolute minority.

I have long legs and a shorter torso. Isn't that the ideal? No one wants a long body and short legs right... Nearly all models have a shorter torso by comparison and very long legs.

There is now a huge huge swath of HRT and alternative therapies to support menopause. You sound like you hate you’re self and all women!!!

OP as I think I've said on all of your various horrifying threads, get mental health help.

As you're long term unemployed, you're not going to be able to fund liposuction (if you could find a practitioner unethical enough to do it on you) anyway.

Pay attention to you baby instead of tiktok videos and imaginary body flaws.

Your latest post is quite soul destroying

I think you need help with your mental health and self obsession
I see no thought or care for your child or loved ones
Just that if you become middle aged , can pinch more than an inch - then life is not worth living ?

How very very sad

And if you ARE well into your thirties, I wouldn’t be so confident menopause is 20 years away. My mum and gran both started menopause in their late forties/early fifties and I was late thirties! You might find it’s just round the corner. I’d work on my self-esteem and try to love myself if I were you, rather than fretting so much about being ‘smooth’ and ‘lean’, it’ll serve you in better stead in the long-term.

I’ve embraced my inner ‘frump’ recently (if frumpy now means not being ‘smooth’ and ‘lean’ 😂😂) and honestly I’m about 100% happier.

And OP you're not really sorry for calling people "frumpy middle aged women".

You're horrified at the thought of being menopausal. But you must be well into your thirties now.

Please stop panicking about ageing. We all age.

Your life should be about your little boy now, not obsessing about making Tik Tok videos in which you wear clothes which are (sorry) cheap and not even flattering.

Also I literally explained how it can leave you lumpy in my last post.

Everything you are saying here sounds like that of a very delusional, mentally unwell person.

It's not "your time" to die if you make plans to have a non essential procedure done.

It also makes no sense to be so terrified of the menopause when you've said yourself that it's approximately 20 years away for you.

Your views on this are so skewed I question whether you are a suitable parent to your child.

Why have you set your weight loss limit at 1st before you’ll resort to lipo. If after you’d lost that 1st you still felt like you wanted a leaner silhouette you could just decide to lose another half a stone or another full one.

It’s a strange thought process.

OP - "I'm going to have liposuction"

Whole Thread - "Don't be silly. It's dangerous and unnecessary"

OP (puts fingers in her ears)

"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!"