On the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) press conference, lets not forget that is not a lone hiccup. There was also a bit of a major fuckup in the Lone Star state, when he went to the wrong Alamo.
"Clearly, Trump and his sycophants view themselves as the last bastion of white America and have co-opted the Alamo imagery for their own purposes. But being Team Trump, they completely bungled their message by going to the wrong Alamo. Trump and company are headed to the city of Alamo, Texas. The actual Alamo Mission, however, is located in San Antonio, TX. Great work, everyone."
Trump Goes To the Wrong Alamo in Metaphor for His Presidency | The Mary Sue
Its only a 225 mile error.
Oh no. When I was looking for a link for that story, I found a transcript of the speech he made there, at the wrong Alamo.. This is Jan 12th 2021. So for anyone saying he has recently deteriorated, we can have a look.
Donald Trump Alamo, TX, Speech Transcript 1/12 | Rev
Take it away Don. Dazzle us :-)
"Many of you are friends from all of the work we did in designing the wall. We got it exactly as you wanted it, everything including your protective plate on top"
Nice wall. Did you finish it ? Tell us more about the design first though.
"I say, "Why did we put that?" And they said, "We need it for extra protection, climb plate," and we have everything you want. It's steel, it's concrete inside the steel, and then it's rebar, a lot of heavy rebar in side the concrete, and it's as strong as you're going to get and strong as you can have, but we gave you a 100% of what you wanted, so now you have no excuses."
Want some dressing for that salad don ? I heard Tesco have "4 seasons salad dressing" on special just now.
" We're joined together to celebrate a great achievement, the extraordinarily successful building of the wall on the Southern border."
Yeah yeah. Sod the wall. you never finished it. Let's talk politics
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that free speech is under assault like never before."
Cool. What is the very next thing you say Don...
"The 25th Amendment is of zero risk to me but will come back to haunt Joe Biden and the Biden Administration."
Oh. That's a big pivot. Is there a doctor in the house ?
"And now, I'd like to briefly address the events of last week. Millions of our citizens watched on Wednesday as a mob stormed the Capitol and trashed the halls of government. "
Mob ? What Mob?... checks notes.. ah Jan 6th 2021. Less than a week before this speech.
"As I have consistently said throughout my administration, we believe in respecting America's history and traditions, not tearing them down. We believe in the rule of law, not in violence or rioting."
Pardon ?
Tell us more about this mob ?
"Because of the pandemic, horrible, horrible, invisible enemy, and despite our tremendous success developing a vaccine years before it was thought even remotely possible ... Nobody thought it was going to be possible. They said it would take five years. "Sir, it will take seven years." All of our scientists were saying, our advisers, "It will seven years, five years, 10 years, maybe." Well, we did it just like I said we would, and we had it out years and years before they thought it was possible, and we're now delivering it to states, including your state, where your governor and government are doing a terrific job in getting it administered in Texas. "
Another total pivot. This guy can never keep on subject. He has always been the same. And any anti-vaxers out there take note. It was Trump done it, or so he claims. He did then anyway.
Oh, here is a cherry I picked from later on in this speech:
" The laws that Congress passed must be upheld."
We all agree Donald. We all agree.