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What do you do about errr ....<coughs> sex when camping?

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notanumber Fri 14-Aug-09 21:07:34

I have to say I found it a bit inhibiting.

Toddler asleep a few metres away, but that wasn't really the biggest issue.

I couldn't really get rid of the knowldge that there were loads of people sitting around their tents and the only thing dividing them from our bonking was a bit of nylon.

Very paranoid about making any noise and then it was a bit of a faff errr... clearing up blush afterwards....

Do you all go at it like randy teenagers under canvas or was I not alone in mostly chastely reading a chapter of my book of a night-time?

Pixel Fri 14-Aug-09 21:49:54

Book reading and warm pyjamas for me I'm afraid. I have to get to sleep before dh as I have no escape once he starts snoring!

SixtyFootDoll Fri 14-Aug-09 21:51:39

quietly and tidily and VERY RARELY!!!

Rindercella Fri 14-Aug-09 21:53:22

Tents have very thin walls you

supersalstrawberry Fri 14-Aug-09 22:08:30

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BikeRunSki Fri 14-Aug-09 22:10:19

Pub toilets?!

nikkid21 Sat 15-Aug-09 09:39:23

Early morning before the kids get up tends to work better. Or if it is hot everyone goes to bed for an afternoon siesta.wink

Starbear Sat 15-Aug-09 10:56:17

nikkid21 That would never work for us. Dh likes to sleep as long as possible. Ds never naps and too many people around. I get to yukky and need a shower. so we just wait until we get home and only go for 1 week.

tiredemma Sat 15-Aug-09 11:10:30

We went camping and a couple in the next tent were having very noisy sex.

I think that she was just showing off.

PuppyMonkey Sat 15-Aug-09 11:17:18

The choice is either "camping" or "sex". You can't do both.

LadyOfWaffle Sat 15-Aug-09 11:32:54

Very quietly and no torches on! grin

Starbear Sat 15-Aug-09 11:41:13

LadyOfWaffle Want about the gunk! My DH seems to flood me! Can't remember anyone else being so loaded.

lisasimpson Sat 15-Aug-09 11:46:07


sarah293 Sat 15-Aug-09 11:46:22

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Starbear Sat 15-Aug-09 11:55:41

I don't think he'll go for that!blush

sarah293 Sat 15-Aug-09 11:57:29

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Starbear Sat 15-Aug-09 12:16:55

No but they suffer from blue balls a friend told me in the playground at 14! grin

toddlerama Sat 15-Aug-09 12:33:47

We do. Just use condoms for minimal clean up. If it's that or nothing, he'll go for it.

Disenchanted3 Sat 15-Aug-09 12:35:27

Sex in a tent??

With the kids there?



surprisenumber3 Sat 15-Aug-09 12:41:52

no no no, please don't do this

Me, DH and kids took parents on their first camping trip, they were in tent next to us. There was also another tent very close. People is said other tent starting having sex so loudly, I was embarrassed! She was squealing like a pig, he was grunting like a pig!

I was so worried that my mum and dad would think it was us that I shouted 'mum, can you help me put our windbreaker back up?' so she would know it wasn't!

She came out of the tent and we had a little giggle but I swear I have never been so embarrassed and my mum and dad haven't been camping since!

surprisenumber3 Sat 15-Aug-09 12:42:35

in said other tent, not is

Tortington Sat 15-Aug-09 12:43:14

shag like a rabbit on keycamp type holidays


LadyOfWaffle Sat 15-Aug-09 13:39:43

As for any bodily fluids - shag on a towel. And have another handy.

TigersChick Sat 15-Aug-09 13:46:55

I'm sure it was on here that I read about a bit of graffiti (sp?) in a campsite toilet block that read something along the lines of ... "Remember: if you share your heart under canvas, you share it with the whole campsite!"
I think I'd wait, but maybe that's just me grin

Curiousmama Sat 15-Aug-09 13:51:08

grin at this thread. Dp and I camp in a quiet field behind a pub and that's brill for sex, sometimes there's only us camping.
Otherwise if you have to then very quietly although to be honest last time we tried at a busy campsite even the airbed seemed to creak wink

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