Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

Excellent first post there, Smutts

Hi, thought Id pop in before the thread gets full. .

Smut and more smut, tsk.

first raspberry leaf tablet down the hatch - i'm taking this competition very seriously.

God, can you imagine if they came face to face? <<winces>>

Not sure we could do more than wave threateningly at each other, I can't actually get off the floor right now

Have to go and wrap DS' wellies in silver foil now....sigh.

WFH, you're making a good effort with that costume even if you can only wave threateningly

Nutty, you & Kitty should open a bootcamp

Skiingone - Many many congratulations on the birth of your little girl. I hope it wasn't too traumatic for you. Everything sounds very positive now though. And well done on establishing breastfeeding, no easy feat with the most straightforward of births. Marianna sounds like a real fighter. And such a beautiful name. I'm delighted for you.

Does anyone one know of a good link to info on perineal massage? I just don't really get what/where I'm supposed to be stretching...

The baby list...
12 Feb: skiingone: MARIANNA, 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE, 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 8oz

Still yet to hatch...
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

Im fine thanks if you dont count the spots, flaky skin, sore hips...(moan, moan, moan).

quick Q- I was supposed to have an antenatel apt 2 weeks ago but didn't. I am due one in 2 weeks. Is it worth trying to squeeze another in before then or should I just wait?

And should I be worried that I've got no leakage or dampness? All I've got is just some small amounts of crusty stuff ever so often on my nipples.

FAO: Chickenbalti Bumpalump pintofstella Minush Bubbaluv Woody2shoes Sarahmum

NUTTY'S BUDDY SYSTEM DETAILS!!

right GIRLIES listen up

if you would like to be included in the birth/labour buddy system please e-mail me at

crimpntaff@blueyonder.co.uk

please include in the email :-

a contact number (pref mobile for texting)
email that you want to use so i can send you your buddy details (if not the one you're sending from)
your MN name (incase i get confused, v possible)
your due date (as above)

i will sort out groups after i get your info and put regulars with regulars and straglers with stragglers if thats ok?

do give me a lil leeway on getting back to you, i will be as quick as humanly possible any problems once info has been swapped then feel free to mail me

love n kisses ME

Yes Blue, google Goatse.

oops didn't see the new thread and just posted on the old one!

Congrats skiingone!

Welcome to the world, Marianna!

Well done for coping so well with the NICU routine, skiingone. I hope that you are starting to feel settled at home and that your confidence will continue to grow. Marianna will be one month old tomorrow!

Puzzle!

Wow we have 5 babies already!