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Dear Spammer...... if I wanted a wet pussy

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PyongyangKipperbang Thu 09-Jul-20 03:19:29

I would give my cat a bath.

Do fuck off dear.

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ElizabethMainwaring Thu 09-Jul-20 03:22:24

Funnily enough, I actually have a wet pussy asleep on my lap. Lovely.smile

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 09-Jul-20 03:23:10

ElizabethMainwaring

Funnily enough, I actually have a wet pussy asleep on my lap. Lovely.smile

Warm and moist?! grin

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NiteWotcha Thu 09-Jul-20 03:23:24

haha, unfortunately it cant hear you - its a bot so will just carry on...

HerRoyalNotness Thu 09-Jul-20 03:24:03

I only have a dry one sadly, stalking the house ready to attack the nearest pair of legsgrin

ArriettyJones Thu 09-Jul-20 03:24:21

It’ll spam this thread next 😏

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 09-Jul-20 03:25:09

Fingers crossed grin

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MyDarlingWhatIfYouFly Thu 09-Jul-20 03:25:39

gringringrin

natashajayne Thu 09-Jul-20 03:25:48

Yeah I got this post too

If she sees this, change your password

🤭🤔🐱

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 09-Jul-20 03:25:57

A bot is perfect. I have had a shitty day and I cant sleep so I need something to fire off some fucks to without a shred of guilt!

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ElizabethMainwaring Thu 09-Jul-20 03:28:41

Absolutely! She's not young though, sadly...

ElizabethMainwaring Thu 09-Jul-20 03:30:37

ElizabethMainwaring

Absolutely! She's not young though, sadly...

That was in response to 'warm and moist'.
Dratted quote didn't attach.

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 09-Jul-20 03:31:08

ElizabethMainwaring

Absolutely! She's not young though, sadly...

Bet she has the heart and soul of a kitten smile

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CaptainCorellisPangolin Thu 09-Jul-20 03:33:16

Mine has just brought in a mouse. I am prepared for this sort of situation and already have a Tupperware box with shredded paper, toilet roll tube and slices of cucumber to house traumatised mice. Wet pussy is now sulking.

copingnotcoping Thu 09-Jul-20 03:35:42

Can I go and punch said bot?

Alisonjabub Thu 09-Jul-20 03:44:10

CaptainCorellisPangolin

Mine has just brought in a mouse. I am prepared for this sort of situation and already have a Tupperware box with shredded paper, toilet roll tube and slices of cucumber to house traumatised mice. Wet pussy is now sulking.

haha We did this with an injured mouse the cat brought in. The fucker lived for 3 years! We ended up getting it a cage the lot!

differentnameforthis Thu 09-Jul-20 03:46:40

PyongyangKipperbang

I would give my cat a bath.

Do fuck off dear.

It's a bot.

confusedandtired99 Thu 09-Jul-20 03:47:09

I think she’s missed her target audience hmm

confusedandtired99 Thu 09-Jul-20 03:47:59

That makes more sense now blush

ElizabethMainwaring Thu 09-Jul-20 03:50:37

Yeah. We know

ElizabethMainwaring Thu 09-Jul-20 03:52:07

We know it's a bot
(Damn quote attach failure. Again)

confusedandtired99 Thu 09-Jul-20 03:56:31

I didn’t know it’s a bot... ive been replying to it grin

TheProdigalKittensReturn Thu 09-Jul-20 03:56:58

Oh, they hit AIBU too? They were all over FWR.

PyongyangKipperbang Thu 09-Jul-20 04:09:23

It just worries me a bit that the tech "geniuses" that programme these things dont do even the teeniest bit of research.

I mean really, a site called MUMSnet isnt really going to be interested in pussies, wet or otherwise.

I admire the skill but the effort is sadly lacking.

D-

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TehBewilderness Thu 09-Jul-20 04:12:16

The creeps that used to harass reddit/gender critical are looking for a new women's forum to disrupt.

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