I've just vomited and peed myself at the same time

[frostedviolets]

Oh dear.
I suppose that's advancing age and being female and three kids for you
😩

[Gangrenethatmightwork]

I did this while pregnant.
You couldn't be pregnant, could you?

[Imonlydoingwhatican]

Did that in every pregnancy. Now when i cough or sneeze. Fun times

[frostedviolets]

Awful!

And no, no pregnancy, DH and two of the three kids have been very unwell with vomiting and diarrhoea.

I thought I had avoided it but it seems not..

[OrangeSwoosh]

This isn't something that you just have to accept after children. See your GP about a referral to a women's health physio.

Hope you're feeling less pissy better soon OP

[Newmumma83]

I did that In pregnancy so often! Literally went to work with spare knickers and heavy duty pads!! ( woes times was when I vomited so hard I wet myself but the vomit came back out the toilet and hit me in my face )

Hope you feel better soon op!

[TheLightSideOfTheMoon]

I did that at work once.

Had to borrow some spare joggers from my colleague and left work eatly with my clothes in a red laundry bag in compliance with infection control regulations

Felt like such a twat.

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

Like the three ages of man (or woman obvs)

You did it as a baby.
You did it again in the first year of Uni.
Now you're doing it because your pelvic floor is fooked.

[simonisnotme]

yep I've joined that club as well , cross the legs before a sneeze and careful when you cough, luckily havent puked for a good long time

[SexlessBoulderBelly]

I vomited and shite myself at the same time when I was 18, I was absolutely wankery smashed and my mum had to ‘clean me up’ and put me into bed. My then 12 year old sister had to bring me an old non spill sippy cup of water of hers and place it in between my pillow and face because I physically couldn’t lift my limbs. Haven’t got drunk since. Lesson learnt.

[TheLumpiestSpacePrincess]

I do this every time I vomit :(

Now I throw up into a basin whilst on the loo.

Bloody weak pelvic floor.

[StoneofDestiny]

Oh - thought you'd just watched the TV interview with Andrew!

[Ferretyone]

@frostedviolets

Better - perhaps - than D&V at the same time?

[Rainbowtheunicorn]

I had a terrible cough last month and didn’t go into work because every time I coughed I kept pissed myself! (I’m 28- one child!)

I thought my pelvic floor was great until then. I got back on the pelvic floor exercises after that in the hopes I can survive the next chest infection.

[John470322]

I usually have a small rucksack when I go out and in it I always have vomit bags as my DW sometimes needs one. (I was not sure if such things were available but Amazon has them)
So far I've not needed to carry pads but I know such things happen and it is all part of life.

[SeaEagleFeather]

If you're upchucking, kneel on the floor with your heel hard against your crotch. The pressure stops the pee (yay pregnancy discoveries)

[MyDaisyField]

I always wet myself when I’m sick. Whenever I feel even slightly queasy I go to the loo straight away.

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

God you poor people! I’ve never had this

[Nextphonewontbesamsung]

Lovely. Thanks for sharing x

[Trustyourinnersatnav]

Hey, I've got myself some pelvic floor weights designed to help with this problem. The product is called aquaflex. The reviews are really good. After my fourth I thought I'd out to....ehem tighten the ol cogs down there! I've only just started using them, but have hope that one day I can sneez, vomit, jump, laugh without a trickle!

[MrOnionsBumperRoller]

When pregnant i was so giolently sick while outdoors that i weed myself and stung my bum on nettles. Not even sure how as my knickers were still on.

[museumum]

I have this issue - I do tend to vomit very forcefully.

Everything else is fine - sneezing, trampolines, Running - all fine.

Just a vomit problem.

[StarlingsInSummer]

I haven’t wet myself while vomiting but twice since I had DS, I’ve had a d&v bug and shat myself while being sick. To be fair, I was basically just shitting out water.

[camelandsushi]

I do this when I'm really hungover. It's not often, promise.

[TheTrollFairy]

Is this because of giving birth or just carrying kids?
Seriously though, as others have said, you don’t have to put up with this and you can get your pelvic floor sorted