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Alsohuman Fri 12-Jul-19 15:01:41

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

LondonJax Fri 12-Jul-19 15:20:47

Have the kids broken up from school already? Really, no self respecting MN would let a repair man use their loo - you don't know where they've been!

DragonsOnRoof Fri 12-Jul-19 15:21:03

Big 'UGH' to MN randomly linking words to affiliate links for things they want to flog us.

Agreed. It's beyond tacky.

BellyAching19 Fri 12-Jul-19 15:22:07

I’ve just spat my coffee all over my laptop reading this thread. AND I’ve woken next door babies and shook with laughter so much that my settee has fallen to bits. Reported.

floraloctopus Fri 12-Jul-19 15:24:17

No doubt there is also twiggy shit (no, not that sort....) and a feature wall in there?

katewhinesalot Fri 12-Jul-19 15:25:32

The op must be a troll.

flumpybear Fri 12-Jul-19 15:26:17

We have a dedicated toilet for workmen in our house

nocoolnamesleft Fri 12-Jul-19 15:26:42

Yes, but where did he park his work van?

Isatis Fri 12-Jul-19 15:26:52

U OK Hun?

Karmin Fri 12-Jul-19 15:27:18

As long as he/she doesn't leave piles of muck everywhere!

JacquesHammer Fri 12-Jul-19 15:27:44

Did he also eat whilst working and manage admirably well to multitask? wink

exWifebeginsat40 Fri 12-Jul-19 15:28:55

what in the name of all that is holy are these links?

@Karmin - your post links to an article on constipation and piles. what is happen?!

flouncyfanny Fri 12-Jul-19 15:29:00

You have only two choices:
1. move
2. demolish house

Alsohuman Fri 12-Jul-19 15:29:16

He’s gone, having condemned the dishwasher so we get a new one under warranty.

And he didn’t pee on the floor. Is he in the right job?

katewhinesalot Fri 12-Jul-19 15:29:18

Surely one should have ordered a new one immediately. You've actually had it repaired ? shock

BlackCatSleeping Fri 12-Jul-19 15:29:23

Watch he doesn’t steal your expensive designer candle!

shock

katewhinesalot Fri 12-Jul-19 15:29:48

x post

exWifebeginsat40 Fri 12-Jul-19 15:29:49

so does mine, now.

what happens if i say... dresses? or sandals?

or loo brushes?

BigChocFrenzy Fri 12-Jul-19 15:30:08

You don't say if you have a loo brush

< cat's bum face 🐱 💩 >

We can't comment when you leave out half the details

BigChocFrenzy Fri 12-Jul-19 15:31:13

"repair man is still wearing his shoes."

He went to the toilet with his SHOES on shockshock

iMatter Fri 12-Jul-19 15:31:24

Check he hasn't stolen your children's pocket money

Presumably he had 2 sugars in his tea?

Rachelover40 Fri 12-Jul-19 15:31:26

You must be a wind up merchant with a nick name like yours!
Leave and never darken this forum again.

Lorddenning1 Fri 12-Jul-19 15:31:30

did you log it with 101?

Bettercallsaul1 Fri 12-Jul-19 15:31:45

Calm down, everyone! The OP obviously has a separate toilet, at the bottom of the garden, for workmen.

Redglitter Fri 12-Jul-19 15:32:42

Oddly enough when the Sky man asked to use mine last week I instantly thought of MN. (I let him use it)

SkintAsASkintThing Fri 12-Jul-19 15:32:47

And how are you feeling upon reflection ?

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