Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.
Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.
So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,
We'll be here for you.
There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf 
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)
Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.
AIBU?
To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39
Oh and special pops in when she can but is busy being a secret agent
I'm the one who is always here! 😂 Sounds about right.
I put there because it sounded better a line after hair. 
Can I be described as something other than "young" for the next one? 
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Better luckily I am just Being or Bing. Only one letter difference.
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