To think that my next door neighbour is a twat of the highest order.

[Cocolepew]

He has been out with his fucking petrol mower since 6.50.
He has a tiny garden but is still out.
I might have to kill him.
Wanker.

[Jezabella1]

Yes, he's a twatbag. Who does that?

[CaptainCrunch]

Hands op gun, no jury in the land would convict....

[Cocolepew]

Thats what I reckoned too Captain.
God but he pisses me off.

[IceRoadDucker]

Fucker.

Get some wind chimes and put them as near his bedroom as possible.

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

Arsehole. I'd do more than just kill him. Anyone seen the Happening when the guy gets run over by a lawnmower......

[Cocolepew]

.
Now he is dragging his compost bin up and down the path.
If he goes anywhere near my shrubs again theres going to be another a fight.

[NeedACleverNN]

That would drive me mad. Especially if he woke up my children.

[Ditsy4]

I had next doors dogs barking. There is quite a reasonable distance between houses and I have now got double glazing but can still hear them every time someone goes past. I was attempting a sleep in!

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

What time do your kids normally wake up then Need?

It's about an hour earlier than is acceptable imo,8 onwards is ok in my book, but nothing get worked up over. It's not like he'll be doing it every day.

[NeedACleverNN]

Usually about 7-7.30.

But the youngest is awful if you wake him up. I mean truly horrible. Even if he wanted to get up 2 mins later, you wake him up you suffer the consequences.

[MangoBiscuit]

What did he do to your shrubs??

[Cocolepew]

I have teens, so they don't usually appear until the afternoon late.
Before he decided to build a six foot fence right up to the boundary, about two inches of a bush in my garden was overhanging into his. Im talking about one tiny branch, one foot tall.
He decided to cut back my shrubs by standing on them and cutting the branches right back to the trunk(?).
He also didnt have any room to paint his fence after building it so walked over all my plants and bushes to get to it.

[Cocolepew]

He has been known to cut his grass every other day Dame

[NeedACleverNN]

^

The cheeky twat. I hope you gave him an earful

[Fiderer]

You need a small child learning the recorder. And a decent pair of ear plugs for self.

My office is on the same floor as class 2b who all spend an hour a week tooting and fluting with their classroom door open. Now on school hols and some local angel is practising daily to torment me.

[Cocolepew]

There has been words exchanged on more than one occasion.
He's hardly been there the last few years, he had a house somewhere else but wouldn't sell next door because he wouldn't use the money to pay for his wifes nursing home.
He's been back for about 6 weeks, and I dont like it 😕

[NeedACleverNN]

Sounds like a very mean man who thinks he is better than anyone else

[Cocolepew]

There will be a recorder somewhere in the house

[fluffychicken]

So he trespassed into your garden to put his fence up?

[Cocolepew]

The police were looking for him a few years ago, he had got married without bothering to divorce his wife first

[Salmotrutta]

Surely a small enthusiastic child learning to play the violin is much more annoying even than the recorder?

I have an old violin in the attic...

[Salmotrutta]

Oooh, I once had a disappearing neighbour who the police were looking for.

But that was for fraud/financial shenanigans.

[NoobThebrave]

We have a similar neighbour who (since all the neighbours objected to enormous building plans) is as obnoxious as possible with power tools, mowers etc.

Under the new ASBO laws noise can be reported if unreasonable or excessive....liking thought of twatty neighbours wearing ASBO anklets 😁

[Cocolepew]

DH allowed him to come into the garden to put the fence up, after a row and phoning to see if he was allowed a six foot fence. I was at work and most definitely wouldn't have allowed him too.
I came home from work early one day and he was standing in my garden, in the pouring rain , painting his fence.
I told him to get out, for starters he was churning up the grass, it really was soaking wet.
A slight disagreement started and when I asked how he did the bit behind the bushes he said he just shoved them aside and climbed into to them. He was quite pleased with himself.