to expect my Dh to be able to wipe his backside properly...

[effingcrossnamechanger]

... so that I don't end up with skid marks on my clean sheets? Yes really.

[Pantone]

That is disgusting. Truly.

[loopylou6]

Urgh that'd put me off him (unless of course he was ill)

[woowoo2]

I thought you were going to say skids in undies (don't even get me started) but on the bedsheets? Vile

[effingcrossnamechanger]

Isn't it? I have just made the bed in my usual way by folding duvet cover right back on itself to let the bed air and opened the window etc. So it's right there on display. I am going to leave it like that so that he can see it when he gets home.

[CurrySpice]

Oh. My.Good. God.

I don't know if MN is colouring my view but it seems there are an awful lot of really scuzzy, messy, lazy, filthy, disgusting men out there

How do you possibly sleep with someone like that?

It's vile

[ColdSancerre]

Oh yuck. Is this a one-off, tell me you aren't suffering this regularly?

[ElizabethDarcy]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! Methinks you need to inspect before he cuddles up to you...

[GrownUpNow]

Is he well? The only time my DPs done that is when he had a sickness bug and had a wee accident in his sleep.

[scuzy]

do ye share a bed??? euw how can you just leave the sheets there?!? i'd have to change them.

[loopylou6]

Leave the bastard

[RudeEnglishLady]

YANBU

Thats terrible. Put some babywipes or some Kandoo wipes next to the toilet and tell him to use them. How does he live with himself? Poor you.

[ledkr]

yep-moist toilet tissues in a prominent place. Yes lots of grossness at the moment on mn.

[parkgate]

Oh no, this is truely unaccpetable. You poor woman. Definitely don't change the sheets, leave it for him to see and then tell him you noticed that he must have sat in some chocolate or something and got it on the bed and will he change the sheets please.

[RedRubyBlue]

Hose him down as soon as he steps through the door. That'll teach him.

[diddl]

That is gross!

And possibly overthinking here, but wouldn´t you have to sort of be scooching about-like a dog when they, erm, have an itchy bum?

[woowoo2]

parkgate is your name referring to where you live..........(not trying to 'out' you honest)

[Mumsnut]

Wax his

[ledkr]

diddl that would depend on the size of his but cheeks i think,now me,my cheeks are ample so as not to allow the actual hole to touch the bedding if op's dh has a skinny arse then that would be why skiddage has occurred

[naturalbaby]

reminds me of an episode of embarrassing bodies - bloke complaining of a funny smell putting of punters in the pub where he worked, worried he had a digestion problem or something...dr christian "you just have a really dirty bum, go and practice wiping properly"

[woowoo2]

naturalbaby no no no no no - that can't have been real!!!!!

[mamofK]

Troll - NOONE can be so lazy as to not wipe their bottom properly

[ColdSancerre]

Natural baby that's foul. Oh I am retching.

Sometimes when I get riled at DP I think of the many other men I could have ended up with, as evidenced by mumsnet, and I become calm and loving again.

[naturalbaby]

oh yes. and they showed it on camera and did a follow up.

[PorkChopSter]

Some people seem to think two wipes and you are done. Others wipe until they are clean. Some only use two sheets of paper. It takes all sorts