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to expect my Dh to be able to wipe his backside properly...

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effingcrossnamechanger Thu 08-Sep-11 13:12:21

... so that I don't end up with skid marks on my clean sheets? Yes really.

Pantone Thu 08-Sep-11 13:13:24

That is disgusting. Truly.

loopylou6 Thu 08-Sep-11 13:16:15

Urgh that'd put me off him (unless of course he was ill)

woowoo2 Thu 08-Sep-11 13:16:22

I thought you were going to say skids in undies (don't even get me started) but on the bedsheets? Vile

effingcrossnamechanger Thu 08-Sep-11 13:17:12

Isn't it? I have just made the bed in my usual way by folding duvet cover right back on itself to let the bed air and opened the window etc. So it's right there on display. I am going to leave it like that so that he can see it when he gets home.

CurrySpice Thu 08-Sep-11 13:17:21

Oh. My.Good. God.

I don't know if MN is colouring my view but it seems there are an awful lot of really scuzzy, messy, lazy, filthy, disgusting men out there

How do you possibly sleep with someone like that?

It's vile

everlong Thu 08-Sep-11 13:17:42

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ColdSancerre Thu 08-Sep-11 13:18:16

Oh yuck. Is this a one-off, tell me you aren't suffering this regularly?

ElizabethDarcy Thu 08-Sep-11 13:18:38

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! Methinks you need to inspect before he cuddles up to you... shock

GrownUpNow Thu 08-Sep-11 13:19:00

Is he well? The only time my DPs done that is when he had a sickness bug and had a wee accident in his sleep.

scuzy Thu 08-Sep-11 13:19:15

do ye share a bed??? euw how can you just leave the sheets there?!? i'd have to change them.

loopylou6 Thu 08-Sep-11 13:19:23

Leave the bastard grin

RudeEnglishLady Thu 08-Sep-11 13:20:17


Thats terrible. Put some babywipes or some Kandoo wipes next to the toilet and tell him to use them. How does he live with himself? Poor you.

ledkr Thu 08-Sep-11 13:23:31

yep-moist toilet tissues in a prominent place. Yes lots of grossness at the moment on mn.

parkgate Thu 08-Sep-11 13:26:20

Oh no, this is truely unaccpetable. You poor woman. Definitely don't change the sheets, leave it for him to see and then tell him you noticed that he must have sat in some chocolate or something and got it on the bed and will he change the sheets please.

RedRubyBlue Thu 08-Sep-11 13:26:49

Hose him down as soon as he steps through the door. That'll teach him.

diddl Thu 08-Sep-11 13:27:19

That is gross!

And possibly overthinking here, but wouldn´t you have to sort of be scooching about-like a dog when they, erm, have an itchy bum?

woowoo2 Thu 08-Sep-11 13:27:38

parkgate is your name referring to where you live..........(not trying to 'out' you honest)

Mumsnut Thu 08-Sep-11 13:28:31

Wax his biscuit

ledkr Thu 08-Sep-11 13:30:59

diddl that would depend on the size of his but cheeks i think,now me,my cheeks are ample so as not to allow the actual hole to touch the bedding grin if op's dh has a skinny arse then that would be why skiddage has occurred

naturalbaby Thu 08-Sep-11 13:31:19

reminds me of an episode of embarrassing bodies - bloke complaining of a funny smell putting of punters in the pub where he worked, worried he had a digestion problem or something...dr christian "you just have a really dirty bum, go and practice wiping properly"

woowoo2 Thu 08-Sep-11 13:32:08

naturalbaby no no no no no - that can't have been real!!!!!

mamofK Thu 08-Sep-11 13:33:47

Troll - NOONE can be so lazy as to not wipe their bottom properly

ColdSancerre Thu 08-Sep-11 13:34:55

Natural baby that's foul. Oh I am retching.

Sometimes when I get riled at DP I think of the many other men I could have ended up with, as evidenced by mumsnet, and I become calm and loving again.

naturalbaby Thu 08-Sep-11 13:35:11

oh yes. and they showed it on camera and did a follow up.

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