to invite a good flaming?

[MardyBra]

Everyone is moaning that MN is boring at the moment.

So go on. Post your best insults here.

[MardyBra]

Nobody wants to use me as a punchbag...?

[usualsuspect]

Your user name is rubbish

[VelvetSnow]

you stink

[MardyBra]

Ha ha. You can do better than that I suspect.

[Suncottage]

Look what happens when cousins fuck.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Are you new?

[LeBOF]

Fuck off, cuntychops.

[blackeyedsusan]

why would I want to engage with a moody midlander who is from neither here nor there?

[ditavonteesed]

your mum

[MardyBra]

There is one wrong assumption so far...

[VelvetSnow]

A big fat Woof to you Lady!

[MardyBra]

I might not be a midlander.

[MardyBra]

[MardyBra]

Can anyone tell I'm feeling provocative bored this morning?

[MissPenteuth]

Yes, have you got a bee up your arse in your bonnet for any particular reason?

[feistywtf]

I can tell Mardy, just posted on your other thread that you WBU

[Justfeckingdoit]

You, for example, are a cunt.

[Justfeckingdoit]

A funny cunt though.

[MardyBra]

and you were wonderfully measured in your response feisty. I've never been told that I was being unreasonable in such an nice way.

[NevermindtheNargles]

Your views are idiotic and you smell of WEE.

TRY READING A BOOK!

[NevermindtheNargles]

Your views are idiotic and you smell of WEE.

TRY READING A BOOK!

[MardyBra]

Aww justfecking.

Funny ha ha or funny peculiar?

[MissPenteuth]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[MardyBra]

NevermindtheNargles. No need to repeat yourself luv.

[RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles]

No, YANBU, you're a grade a cunt at the best of times.

HTH