I'm new. How long will it be before AnyFucker calls me a troll?

[WestleyAndButtockUp]

Am I right that if the details of my life don't conform to certain standards, she will survey my posting history and announce her suspicions?

[DuelingFanjo]

troll!

[DuelingFanjo]

[bubbleOseven]

if you're new how come you know anyfucker?

[DancingIceDragons]

if you know anyfucker then either you are a serious lurkers, or not actually a newbie and are trolling.

So what Dueling says!

[TinselinaBumSquash]

Pom Bear anyone?

[SirBoobAlot]

Everyone knows AnyFucker.

But yes; Troll.

[AnyFuleKno]

I wouldn't have thought AnyFucker is the most likely person to call you a troll TBH

Your name is tres strange

[Rollmops]

Why would you, or anybody for that matter, care what the fucker thinks, dear?

[dinosaurkisses]

I was lurking for two years before I plucked up the courage to join and start posting.

Sometimes have the urge to ask Shineon if she's had any more encounters with penguins or how Reality's mental SIL is. Then I remember my previous lurker status. I wasted so much time!

[BelfastBloke]

"if you're new how come you know anyfucker?"

Surely if someone's new, AnyFucker is one of the first names they would notice?

[TinselinaBumSquash]

Your not Fucker on a name change are you? Bigging up your MN Royalty status and all that jazz...

[wukter]

PawithBra is this you

[pink4ever]

troll la la la la la lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

ps-never noticed that anyfucker had a particularly memeorable name?

[BelfastBloke]

Yeah, dinosaur, shineon will tell you anything.

[pink4ever]

memorable even!

[GrimmaTheNome]

Your name is tres strange
Isn't it - esp as it abbreviates to WABU.

YABU, WABU.

[BitOfFun]

Anyfucker's quite gullible actually. She is a proper softie.

[happybubblebrain]

I don't know anyfucker, who is she? Does that make me a Troll?

[AmandaCooper]

DH goes on about anyfucker all the time, she's always the one whose name gets taken in vain during his frequent rants about how much he hates MN, and DH doesn't regularly read or know anyone else's name.

[GrimmaTheNome]

She's one of the select band to have been quoted by name in the Times, IIRC, so even a newbie might have heard of her.