To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

[Libitina]

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.


Can ayone beat this?

[SilverDragonfly1]

I would bet any sum you care to name that the picture is just on the outside. God, people are weird!

[Starsignsharer]

My Christmas count down pack including hot chocolate and marshmallows £8+£3 delivery within 5miles and £1 per mile after that this was on a Facebook site aimed at parents of children 0-1 years old

[Libitina]

Who would think that giving a baby a marshmallow was a good idea?

[Givinguph0pe]

Look at this marvellous tree someone is selling for £3

[TheTravellingLemon]

that tree is fantastic!

[SaucyJack]

Nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit quite like a picture of Santa looking like he's about to be taken up the arse drawn on some bog roll.

4 pahnd? Bargain. I'll take one for me and two for Great-Aunt Maureen.

[WannabeLaraCroft]

Xmas tree decorations - don't judge too harshly, apparently the ribbon is still to go on...

[QueenArseClangers]

'Kinell Wannabe!
They're appalling! How much is the 'creator' of those beauties asking for them?

[CesareBorgiasUnicornMask]

A brief trawl has supplied the following:

'Rustic' reindeer. A bargain at £9 a pop.

Fluoride toothpaste - true Christmas luxury.

And a slightly creepy poem on a sign about dead loved ones joining us for Christmas...

[Pippin8]

How about a nice festive hair accessory?

[Crazypetlady]

Ferrero rocher on tissue paper door wreath

[y0rkier0se]

I actually quite log the reindeer sparkly wallpaper anyone?

[y0rkier0se]

Like*

[Orange1969]

Haha love these threads

[CuttedUpPear]

[scarlets]

the chocolate wreath would have been quite nice were the maker a bit more talented!

Local fetes are full of home made tat in December.

[WannabeLaraCroft]

QueenArseClangers £1 each I think! What a bargain!

[WannabeLaraCroft]

Roll up, roll up! £10 each, or both for £15.

[Orange1969]

Ha ha - love the Ferrero Rochet wreath!

Are those snowmen made out of bottles????

[Orange1969]

What to do with bits of wool that your cat knotted up.

[Cerseirys]

Any takers?

[PolShelby]

'Personalised believe bell' only £2

[molyholy]

personalised believe bell

[Cerseirys]

Meanwhile you can buy a bag of those bells and a whole roll of the ribbon at the pound shop...

[EnoughAlready999]

That bell looks like the one you get on Lindt bunnies at Easter!