Finished number 1 (rant alert!)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Continuing my HP rereads after many years, and continuing my long held beliefs that the films are (beyond the odd scene, or Dumbledore speech) nothing short of a travesty, JK can’t write dialogue (would Harry, a teenager who has just seen the demise of his godfather really be bantering with Bellatrix about “your old mate Voldemort” (and Hagrid, when speaking, remains the HP version of the “Shirley the smoking northern hairdresser married to Barry and living in a council flat” trope in Strike) Harry Potter is a whining brat, Sirius is an arrogant bully and Tonks is a waste of words. Lupin would NEVER have found her anything but irritating.
Neville, Snape, Draco, Prof McGonagall and Luna remain JK’s masterpieces while Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid and Dumbledore are just largely annoying, and occasionally utterly bizarre. Sirius (perhaps by virtue of dying and the godfather thing) is given far more relevance in the HP canon than I think he merits, he appears in Book 3, is a bit of a twat, he pops up every so often to tell Harry how amazing he is, lest we forget, and spends all of Book 5 doing the Poor Me thing. His arrogance is certainly passed on to Harry, who refuses to acknowledge that had it not been for Snape sending the Order, they’d all have been slaughtered in the DoM and continues to blame him for Sirius’s death.
I skipped much of the Department of Mysteries bit after Sirius had gone through the curtain, as, as ever, the editor didn’t dare say we could probably cut a few dozen of these “said Dumbledore quietly” and “X did something with his wand which will look really good on the telly, but when said for the nth time in 3 pages in a book is just tedious”
Burning question on this reread: How in the name of all that is holy did neither Neville "that man, Sirius Black, was he a friend of yours" or Luna "that man was your godfather wasn't he" seem to know who Sirius Black was, despite coming from wizarding families and having spent the whole of their third year under the impression he was a mass murderer coming to get them all, and yet quickly volunteered, nay insisted, on going with Harry-our-hero to the Department of Mysteries to save him? (rhetorical question, I’ve looked on Reddit and consensus seems to be JK by n5 is pretty much doing what she wants, as quickly as she can and there is a lot that is unexplained and illogical going on)
Bloody loved it, as ever, obviously. 😉