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Classics you couldn't finish

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Tambatamba · 05/09/2023 05:07

For me, Dracula. As compelling as it was, I had to stop reading it because I found it so sad and depressing.

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Xiaoxiong · 05/09/2023 15:59

@JaneyGee omg Jo's death in Bleak house [weep] I know I'm being manipulated (even more so by the fact that I was listening to Miriam Margolyes read it on Audible) and still in total floods.

I love the fact that so many of the things that Dickens was skewering are still so relevant today. I am on a thread over in FWR about the National Trust and someone said something like "charity should take care of people at home, not go off tilting at windmills abroad" and all I could think of was Mrs Jellyby ministering to the African masses.

BigButtons · 05/09/2023 16:21

@JaneyGee Sickens was great at highlighting the awful circumstances people had to live in at the time. His stories are awful because the story matter is awful. I can’t get over what he did to his own wife though.
nasty piece of work.

ErrolTheDragon · 05/09/2023 16:27

Random789 · 05/09/2023 15:49

I can't read anything he wrote about Dora without having to brush away a tear trickle of vomit from my eye mouth.

Well yes, but poor little Jiiiip ...

mathanxiety · 05/09/2023 16:53

Vanity Fair.

Struggled with Bleak House but crossed the finish line in the end.

Sgtmajormummy · 05/09/2023 16:53

I love novels with a far-reaching character list. I have the Frederica (Byatt) books to read in the right order as soon as I retire.

So A Suitable Boy is a favourite.
Middlemarch, ploughing through the first 300 pages gives great rewards afterwards. It’s as scandalous as any Jackie Collins.
Dickens was a favourite in my 30s, not before.
Jane Austen, over popular (William Hurt is not Mr Rochester) but I did enjoy Mansfield Park.

I’m now approaching Ulysses in ever-decreasing circles.

Sgtmajormummy · 05/09/2023 16:55

Sorry, to answer the OP.
I regularly give up on books. I still begrudge reading LOTR to the bitter end.
Life’s too short.

Deadringer · 05/09/2023 17:01

The Hobbit. People kept knocking on bloody Bilbo bloody Baggins' door and every one of them had to be described in great detail. It got to the point when I said if one more fucker knocks on that door that's it, I'm done. They did and I was. I like some Dickens, Oliver twist, Nicholas nickleby, great expectations and many others, i even managed to get through Little Dorrit, but I just could not get into A tale of two Cities.

BigMadAdrian · 05/09/2023 17:09

EmilyBrontesGhost · 05/09/2023 10:44

have always despised Wuthering Heights

That statement might come back to haunt you . . .

😂Just seen this. Should I expect a tap at the window tonight?

EmilyBrontesGhost · 05/09/2023 17:25

BigMadAdrian · 05/09/2023 17:09

😂Just seen this. Should I expect a tap at the window tonight?

"Merely the branch of a fir-tree that touched my lattice as the blast wailed by, and rattled its dry cones against the panes ... it annoyed me so much, that I resolved to silence it, if possible ... ‘I must stop it, nevertheless!’ I muttered, knocking my knuckles through the glass, and stretching an arm out to seize the importunate branch; instead of which, my fingers closed on the fingers of a little, ice-cold hand! The intense horror of nightmare came over me: I tried to draw back my arm, but the hand clung to it, and a most melancholy voice sobbed, ‘Let me in—let me in!’"

Sleep well . . .

Random789 · 05/09/2023 17:34

I've got a blimmin Kate Bush earworm now.

JaneJeffer · 05/09/2023 17:45

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!

MissLucyEyelesbarrow · 05/09/2023 17:57

Random789 · 05/09/2023 17:34

I've got a blimmin Kate Bush earworm now.

It's meeeee, Cathyyyyyyyyyy

ErrolTheDragon · 05/09/2023 18:02

.... Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka-ya-ya...

Once I start on a Kate Bush earworm I get a whole canful.

TheIsleOfTheLost · 05/09/2023 22:35

Call me Ishmael.

Read that line so many times and never got more than a few pages further. It really is impenetrable. I'm not even going to name the book. If you know, you know.

JaneyGee · 06/09/2023 13:37

Random789 · 05/09/2023 15:49

I can't read anything he wrote about Dora without having to brush away a tear trickle of vomit from my eye mouth.

One of Dickens' major weaknesses is his portrayal of 'saintly' young women. Dora is repulsive, and so is Agnes in David Copperfield. There is something sickeningly anaemic about them.

But so many other scenes in Dickens cripple me. The bit in Bleak House, where Joe the road sweeper goes and sweeps the grave of the opium addict who has died. The man had been kind to him, and sweeping his grave is all Joe can do in return (I'm flippin tearing up as I write this!!). Or the scene where David Copperfield is living alone in London and working for a living. It is his 10th birthday and so he treats himself by going to a pub. He tells the landlady it's his birthday, and she watches him drink his beer on his own, then comes round the bar, gives him his money back, and hugs him.

I don't cry easily, and I hate mawkishness and emotional manipulation, yet Dickens makes me cry over and over again. Total mystery to me. The only other piece of literature that does that is Blake's poem The Chimney Sweep. If I read these lines out loud I cry:

And by came an angel
And with a bright key
He opened the coffins
And set them all free.

And down a green plain,
Leaping, laughing, they run
And wash in a river
And shine in the sun.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/09/2023 17:47

Fanny’s livelier sister Susan is the heroine

I love the bit in MP where Susan is smiling as she and Fanny leave her parents' home but no-one sees as it's hidden by her bonnet.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/09/2023 17:58

I don't cry easily, and I hate mawkishness and emotional manipulation, yet Dickens makes me cry over and over again. Total mystery to me

When he dials it down it is just right - thinking of Daniel Peggotty and the way he describes his searches for Little Emily through France.

Do sniff a bit at the part where they all leave for Australia.

RoadLess · 06/09/2023 18:07

Sgtmajormummy · 05/09/2023 16:53

I love novels with a far-reaching character list. I have the Frederica (Byatt) books to read in the right order as soon as I retire.

So A Suitable Boy is a favourite.
Middlemarch, ploughing through the first 300 pages gives great rewards afterwards. It’s as scandalous as any Jackie Collins.
Dickens was a favourite in my 30s, not before.
Jane Austen, over popular (William Hurt is not Mr Rochester) but I did enjoy Mansfield Park.

I’m now approaching Ulysses in ever-decreasing circles.

The Frederica novels are great, but Byatt does a thing, out of the blue, to a major character, that made me cry out loud in shock and outrage in the middle of a silent university library. A Byatt-loving friend and I still talk about it decades afterwards in undiminished outrage.

RoadLess · 06/09/2023 18:08

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/09/2023 17:47

Fanny’s livelier sister Susan is the heroine

I love the bit in MP where Susan is smiling as she and Fanny leave her parents' home but no-one sees as it's hidden by her bonnet.

Yes, Susan is cool. (And bags her cousin Tom in the Joan Aiken sequel!)

Sgtmajormummy · 06/09/2023 18:18

@RoadLess
The fridge??

RoadLess · 06/09/2023 18:24

Sgtmajormummy · 06/09/2023 18:18

@RoadLess
The fridge??

Yes!!! I screamed inadvertently in the URR of the Bodleian. And have never quite forgiven Byatt.

Nellieinthebarn · 06/09/2023 18:26

Can't read Dickens, the silly names and over long descriptions get on my nerves. Can't read Moby Dick, it's just very very boring. Love Dracula though.

MrsJellybee · 06/09/2023 18:29

Xiaoxiong · 05/09/2023 06:37

Middlemarch. I feel like I need to finish it just not to be a cliché but I started it 18 years ago and not finished yet...

Took me there attempts between age 15 and 29.

Ineedwinenow · 06/09/2023 18:31

War & Peace for me! I’m only on page 40 and I’ve been on page 40 for about three years!

I still have around 1400 pages left 🤦‍♀️ can anyone explain the entire story and all the characters in about 10 words for me Grin

crumpet · 06/09/2023 18:32

MenopauseSucks · 05/09/2023 07:06

Tale of Two Cities. I've tried & tried & tried but it just doesn't 'grab' me & make me want to read it.

Dracula because I get too scared...

Tale of Two Cities is still the only book to have made me cry - and on a train too which was deeply annoying. The Pickwick Papers mind you was unreadable.