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The One by John Marrs
Where to start with this one Jesus!
A company offering soulmate DNA testing has become the norm. People find "The One" through handing over a sample and waiting for an email. The book charts the fortunes of several characters who take the test.
What's right with it?
Stuck with it for the concept. Still rate the concept.
What's wrong with it?
- The writing is fucking dreadful. Diabolical in fact. We have a character who has done a financial background test on someone wonder how he can afford something and then remind herself she looked at his bank statements, that sort of shit.
It also does this :
Bottle Of Fosters
Packet Of Marlboro Lights
High End Nike Trainers
Lidl
Tesco
Which I hate anyway.
- Everyone in it is a psychopath apart from like 4 people. The panto villain ending of a cheap thriller? Check
Other unrealistic criminal and hysteric behaviour needing police involvement that just wasn't real world. Check.
Convenient Character Death. Also, Check.
- But this is the bit that wound me up and if this was a paperback I'd launch it into the fucking sea or something
What if you matched with your soulmate?
AND THEY WERE BRAIN DAMAGED
What if you matched with your soulmate?
AND THEY WERE IN A WHEELCHAIR
and, presented hypothetically, What if you matched your soulmate?
AND THEY HAD DOWNS. EURRGGG ARE YOU EVEN MORAL ALLOWING THAT AS A POSSIBILITY FOR NORMALS
Couple this with the fact that both the people who match disabled people are given "outs" - because what could be more gross and unfair than getting stuck with one of them? We have to give the reader a better ending, right?
The ableism in this book is fucking disgusting and if I ever met the author I'd say it to his face. He's a shite writer anyway. Never again.