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IT by Stephen King (Audible)
Long Sigh.
Where to start?
The thing is with King is that I have this FOMO. How is it that I can’t get on at all with one of the most popular and prolific writers of our time? And I keep trying.
I have read I think 9 now.
First Four Dark Towers (gave up during the fourth) The Green Mile, Different Seasons, Dolores Claiborne, The Stand and IT
The only one that genuinely blew me away was The Gunslinger.
I still have Under The Dome and The Shining on TBR so I cant say I am “done with King” until after those two but I think it’s likely unless Remus or the many King fans can suggest one I’ll love.
My folly was that I initially bought the paperback realised I’d struggle holding it and got the Audible. Of the narrator Steven Weber, I have no complaints.
The audiobook is nearly 45 hours long. About exactly halfway through I knew I absolutely hated it but having come thus far I soldiered on.
I’m just going point by point
Clunky, Folksy, Cliched Dialogue
Repetitive, Mediocre Prose “And then they all fell about laughing” (at something that wasnt fucking funny to start with)
Repetitive past/future contrasts
Richie Fucking Tozier. Had Stephen King ended the book by Richie being horrifically and graphically killed or at least mutilated beyond all powers of speech? Five Stars. Because I would have been like Fair Play, he may have created one of the most aggravating characters in all of literature, but he understands the reader, and gives them what they want.
Chud and The Turtle - who fucking knows, who fucking cares.
Weird Underage Sewer Orgy which struck me as maybe originally intended as a gang rape sequence, that he chickened out of and redid/made ok by making the only female the instigator. Absolutely fucking excruciating to read/listen to. I think her genitalia is referred to as her “underdeveloped sex” or something equally nauseating.
Audra and Tom - also in the who the fuck cares category
But ultimately, ultimately my overwhelming struggle with IT?
The Racism (also extends to homophobia and misogyny) but mostly THE RACISM (and I dont know if audio made this more horrific)
I dont really think of myself as either woke or a snowflake and I also know that the reality is that the USA in the 1950’s was very racist and so historically resonant I guess.
It was PAINFUL to listen to and not just the N Word.
The offensiveness of some of the language used is off the scale. And it is intense and incessant. I was FLINCHING. At times it is like 10 racial slurs a paragraph.
With Richie’s “comedy impersonations” particularly, they are almost exclusively described by racial slurs.
I was so astounded and put off by it I googled “Racism in It” and found very little discourse. I just think that even though it was published in the 80s and set in the 50s a coked up privileged white guy wrote all these words and found the amount of them acceptable. I was embarrassed listening to it and felt so uncomfortable.
I hated IT. IT was ShIT. But it's 80 percent 5 stars on Amazon so I am clearly wrong
Not my most hated this year but easily third.
(Hides Forever From Remus)