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to think that Amy March is one of the most irritating literary characters ever.

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squoosh · 21/04/2013 17:22

God she annoys me, throwing Jo's book in the fire, being a general brat and then sin of sins marrying Laurie when she had no business do any such thing.

I don't care what the subsequent books may say the Amy/Laurie union was a stupid idea.

They should have left her to drown in the icy river.

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MrsFrederickWentworth · 25/04/2013 18:51

Red, I loved that, and feeding the pig the candy.

I loved the fossils in California. Not read the

Cooroo · 26/04/2013 07:38

thank you Sorrel - I never realised Noel Streatfeild wrote any adult novels. I've bought Saplings for my Kindle. Looks dark - I loved her treatment of the effects of war towards the end of A Vicarage Family, and look forward to reading this very much!

SorrelForbes · 26/04/2013 07:42

Saplings is dark indeed. I have a brand new spare copy of The Whicharts which is be happy to part with for a reasonable contribution to my book fund!

MrsFrederickWentworth · 26/04/2013 11:56

Not read the short stories nor later ones.
Ok, irritating children's people, Gemma. Clara in Heidi, Tom Brown, Diana in Anne of Green Gables, Susan in Swallows and Amazon, Susan in Narnia ( but she was deliberately irritating) and Lucy in the film version, Awful Laurie and Tim and Patrick in The Marlows.

MooncupGoddess · 26/04/2013 12:09

I'll grant you Laurie and Tim, and indeed Ginty - though they're all very convincingly portrayed - but Patrick is fab!

seeker · 26/04/2013 12:11

All of the Famous Five in different ways.

And Patrick is insufferable! Such an intellectual snob.

HumphreyCobbler · 26/04/2013 12:12

Lawrie, Tim and Patrick are all fantastic characters Shock

HorryIsUpduffed · 26/04/2013 12:17

Anne from FF is the anti-feminist. The Comic Strip took her and George off perfectly.

MooncupGoddess · 26/04/2013 12:50

I was a dreadful intellectual snob when I was a teenager, possibly that is why I like Patrick Grin

Anyway, though, all the annoying characters in Antonia Forest are very thoughtfully and deliberately depicted... whereas Amy March, Dora in David Copperfield etc are not supposed to be annoying. There is a gulf between the author's intentions and the actual result which doesn't exist in AF.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 26/04/2013 13:12

Sorrel - what sort of a contribution would you be thinking of? I have a limited budget, but might be interested in buying your copy of The Wicharts. I hope you don't mind me asking.

MooncupGoddess · 26/04/2013 13:41

Saplings is terribly upsetting, is Whicharts as painful? Lovely to see you, Sorrel - Curtain's Up is my favourite Streatfeild, I always feel it's unfairly neglected.

Though on the subject of annoying characters, I can't bear the housekeeper/nanny types in NS's books, like Hannah in Curtain's Up. They're always irritatingly cheery and utterly lacking depth. I guess they date back to Noel's childhood before WW1, and they're increasingly unconvincing by the 1940s/50s. Most baffling of all is Peaseblossom in The Painted Garden - a childhood friend of the mother's who realises when the oldest child is born that the mother is too useless to cope, so moves in to help, and is still there 13 years later, by which time the children are aged 9-13 and all at school. Neither the mother or Peaseblossom has done a day's paid work in that time and presumably Peaseblossom is supported entirely by the father. What on earth?

SorrelForbes · 26/04/2013 13:56

The Whicharts isn't quite as painful as Saplings but thbe story and characters are painted as quite tawdry and grubby. GUM is a Colonel and is actually the biological father of all three girls.

Curtain Up is my favourite (after Ballet Shoes). I love the section where Sorrell understudies her cousin as Ariel in The Tempest.

Oh yes, the annoyingly similar nannies! Peaseblossom is very odd, forceful but a bit pathetic too (the seasickness). All the genteel poverty is quite amusing today.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius It's on Amazon for £10.20 (inc P&P) so £6? Agggh, I'm rubbish at selling things!

HumphreyCobbler · 26/04/2013 14:25

"Anyway, though, all the annoying characters in Antonia Forest are very thoughtfully and deliberately depicted... whereas Amy March, Dora in David Copperfield etc are not supposed to be annoying. There is a gulf between the author's intentions and the actual result which doesn't exist in AF."

This is very true MooncupGoddess

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 26/04/2013 14:29

I've sent you a pm, Sorrell.

MrsFrederickWentworth · 26/04/2013 14:43

While I agree about Laurie and Tim and of course Ginty, I don't think she intended Patrick to be so annoying.
He was the romantic intellectual moral catholic who stuck to his guns even if unwillingly.

I always thought it was a bit like Jo and Laurie, Nick and Patrick were destined for each other.

RedHelenB · 26/04/2013 15:55

I didn't find any of AF characters annoying because they weren't 2 dimensional. Would have loved to be part of the Marlow family when I was a kid!! Loved their alternative Christmas when their parents were away!

MrsFrederickWentworth · 26/04/2013 16:06

Red, which one is that in?

seeker · 26/04/2013 17:37

The picnic in the cave! I so wanted to do that. We have a tradition of winter picnics in our family because of that book. Was it Run Away Home?

RedHelenB · 26/04/2013 17:51

That's right Seeker - runaway home. Wish they would reprint them all!!

RedHelenB · 26/04/2013 17:53

www.maulu.demon.co.uk

Gives chapter summaries - very useful for jogging your memory!

KingscoteStaff · 26/04/2013 22:37

Yes, yes, the picnic, and Ann staying at home just in case the parents phoned.

And I desperately wanted to be Nicola riding into town and being seen by Esther!

Won't hear a word against Patrick. Tim and Laurie were the first ambiguous characters I remember reading - until then everyone was a goodie or baddie. That moment when Tim is snippy with Nick took me to a completely new level of reading.

BalloonSlayer · 27/04/2013 07:38

I think Dora is supposed to be annoying, just not quite as annoying as she actually is.

She is David Copperfield's "child-wife" signifying his lack of maturity. She isn't mature enough to be a proper wife, and he isn't grown up enough to realise this and they get into a real mess domestically, with her unable to do the accounts etc, wailing that the numbers "just won't add up." God, she' s PATHETIC urgh!

I think DC's possibly unexpressed homosexual obsession with Steerforth is one of the reasons why DC can't find himself a "real woman" to have a full relationship with until after Steerforth has died.

(Although Dora has been pregnant so there has at least been a sexual relationship, because without that reference you'd wonder, you'd imagine that stupid dog getting in the way or something.)

I wonder whether Dora was based on Dickens own wife whom he seemed embarrassed by.

MrsFrederickWentworth · 27/04/2013 20:08

Wasn't she based on someone he fell in love with whom he then turned into Flora Finching. Who was extremely silly. But it is a cruel portrait.

I don't think Catherine ever had that lightness of touch.

KingscoteStaff · 04/02/2017 10:54

It's interesting, Amy used to drive me mad too, but the recent Radio 4 adaptation must have softened her corners a bit.

Or maybe I'm getting more tolerant.

reuset · 04/02/2017 10:58

I preferred Amy with gumption at the beginning of the first book. The transformation into more saintly Amy I never did like. Typical of novels of that era though.
Same with Katy. Think somebody mentioned Katy