You've given me some fantastic ideas here and it's so good to know what you really don't like when you're away as well as what you generally look for in a cottage.
And thank you to for the advice from experienced holiday letting landlords re insurance, paypal , ltd company etc. The potential downsides (and children) are what have stopped me doing this earlier.
It obviously won't be possible for us to design somewhere which will please everyone - we'll aim for the higher end of the market active/ romantic couple or couple with non-mobile baby.
I'm still musing whether to allow dogs or not. I love dogs, the two pubs within walking distance both welcome well-behaved ones. It isn't the responsible dog owners that concern me, it's the ones who might let muddy, wet dogs run all over the house and sleep on the beds, leave them locked in when they go out etc.
But so far, we've decided upon (part 1):
Bed: a 6 ft zip and link bed which splits into full size single beds with a thick topper to disguise the link.
Dishwasher AND washer/dryer (we don't have room for a separate washing machine and tumble dryer though) with a separate heated airer too. Dishwasher salt and tablets.
A good quality hand held shower over a double-ended bath - no fixed shower head (I don't like them either, particularly if they drip!). No sauna :(
Plenty of high quality crockery (we've already bought a gorgeous set of Denby for the cottage), glasses of varying types, cutlery.
Good range of pans, kitchen items and oven gloves.
Fluffy towels- bath sheet, hand towel and a beach towel each.
Porch with plenty of hooks and a boot rack for wet coats and boots.
Welcome box including local milk, butter, free range eggs, tea, coffee, little jams, dishwasher tablets, laundry pods.
High end mini toiletries and soaps
Smart TV and good wifi (we have superfast surprisingly)
Local info, menus and non-patronising instructions (love it!) for appliances, recycling, heating etc.
Maybes:
Hot tub- may consider for next Spring, depending upon Covid situation.
Coffee maker with pods sounds lovely but would be an expensive item to replace if broken, or worse, stolen.