I really wanted to move into teaching as I feel I have a lot to offer.
what is it you think is required?
The ability to absorb personal insults at the rate of dozens per day without responding?
The ability to repel airborn objects coupled with the ability to see back in time to identify and punish the individual that threw them at you?
The ability to divine truth from lies, as half of what you are told in any incident you are dealing with will be lies, and it is up to you to magically know which
The ability to do that for around 10-12 incidents a day without interrupting the flow of your teaching
The ability to set targets based on inaccurate data and irrelevant formula
The ability to sit up all night filling in this data onto spread sheets, then copying it from one spread sheet to another in slightly different formats
The ability to explain to parents why this target is meaningful when you know it isn't, and also why they should completely disregard it.
The ability to squeeze 40 parental phone calls per week into the 5 minutes between meetings ending and the school being locked up
The ability to explain to your line manager why you have only rung home for 20 of the students you had in detention last week
The ability to explain to parent that there child's behaviour is unkind, selfish and bullying, without using the words unkind, selfish and bullying.
The ability to respond politely to the parents then demonstrating where the child has inherited this unkind, selfish and bullying behaviour from
The ability to dig deep into your own pocket to acquire necessary resources, and not cry when students immediately vandalise and trash them.
The ability to survive on nothing but packets of mars bars eaten on the way to and from school
The ability to hold wee in for 4-6 hours at a time
The ability to get up at 4.30 every morning to be on the first bus and in the door as soon as the cleaners unlock it.
The ability to conduct all your family relationships by text
The ability to turn around the most ridiculous parental email or phone message within 48 hours, Why haven't you found my son't PE kit yet being a typical one from this week ( he is 13, he left it on the bus, but chasing the bus company is my job for some reason)
The ability to teach, but not the subject you thought you were teaching, but something else, unrelated to your qualifications and experiences, but you have to teach it because that is how the timetable works.
O, and there is marking and planning every day too, say 4 hours or so, after all the admin, phone calls, dealing with incidents, data, targets, meetings, detentions, queries from managers, statements, etc.
And, on top of all that, there are the actual lessons.
Don't even think about it.
You will NEVER see your children.
I am in a better school now, but my last school was 100+ hours a week during term time, holidays never synched with my children's holidays, frequently out by s much as 2 weeks, I was working through the night several times a week, I was teaching subjects I had to learn the week before to keep ahead, I few of my pupils spoke English, many had criminal records for violence, half were stoned
( it is not possible to teach stoned pupils)
but the parents were stoned too, when you rang them up to complain
I was held accountable for any that did not achieve - statistics are everything, down to being told not accept a child with cancer into the sixth form because if she died it would impact the schools results.
It is a stupid idea to go into it.
I am happier right now in a better school, however I am also in a position to walk away the day the demands put on me are unreasonable, and I am retraining in my holidays to change career.