I had my phone appointment with a behaviourist this morning. Pineapplepup’s behaviour over the last week has been horrendous, I think I’ve cried more this week than cumulatively in my whole life. I don’t say this lightly but she is making my life a living hell. The barking is relentless, my Apple Watch is constantly sending me alerts about the noise and how my hearing is going to be damaged at that decibel level 🙄. I am being woken up at night by the most horrendous headaches, I’m pretty sure it’s due to the barking. And this is all indoors, if I let her out to toilet, she starts barking there too and I have to pick her up and bring her straight back in, where she barks some more, and sometimes wees/poos inside as she was too busy barking to do it outside. Putting frosting on the internal doors has helped in the evenings and I’ve just frosted the entire French door to the garden, I don’t need light/view of the outside world yeah?!
so the behaviourist thinks she’s under stimulated and that’s why she’s become oversensitive to noises and movement, to the point that she’s now barking at non existent sounds as she being hyper vigilant listening for them because apparently she’s getting hits of dopamine when she barks. It’s also why she barks at the garden door for me to open it (5 times in the last hour, none of those times has she weed/poo’d, just barked her head off, I had to carry her in)
That kinda makes sense in theory except I have no idea how to make her ‘more stimulated’. Yesterday, she woke around seven, went outside did her business and then ate her breakfast, we played with her toys until around 8.45 ish, she went back in her crate and slept for well over 2 hours. I then scattered a load of kibble over the lawn and she spent time sniffing all that up, a bit later I filled her Kong ball thingy with treats and peanut butter and she spent ages chasing that round the kitchen. Then the barking fully started and wouldn’t stop, for no reason. I took her out for a nice walk in the field opposite my house on the long training lead, let her off the lead for most of it and she ran around like a loon, looking joyous for half an hour. Incidentally her recall is amazing. We got back, the barking restarted. She has chewy toys, squeaky toys, tug toys, yak sticks. She eats every bit of her (high quality) food, drinks her water, loves a cuddle, is flea/worm treated, no injuries/illnesses, loves every human (adult and child) she has ever met and will shamelessly try to get kisses from complete randoms in the street.
Behaviourist says to play white noise at all times and make sure radio and tv is on all the time so that all potential external sounds will be masked, make sure there are no reflections and to try to keep her away from other dogs. I’ve been doing all this today but so far zero success, I assume I’m being impatient. Can’t keep her away from all dogs though, I seem to live in the dog capital of the world, I only open my front door and there’s one walking past.
She’s currently roaming restlessly from room to room (living room and kitchen, I don’t live in a multi room mansion), picking up a toy, dropping it, getting another then moving to the next, and intermittently barking at the door to go out and then barking the neighbourhood down, I pick her up, bring her in, rinse and repeat until bedtime.
I have no idea if this is going to get better or if I’m simply destined to be carted off to the local mental hospital having some kind of breakdown. Or lose my job due to inability to get any work done.
Well done if you got to the end of this diatribe, I needed to get it out