X FACTOR- the acts are singing TWICE... a song of their own choice and one that 'Louis Loves'

[Raahh]

And of course, none of us really bought his pathetic attempt to look cool, by saying he 'loved' Bowie and Prince .

Here are the choices-

Matt Terry
Little Mix - Secret Love Song (Louis Loves)
Sia - Alive (Own choice)

Emily Middlemas
Britney Spears - Toxic (Louis Loves)
Rag 'N' Bone Man - Human (Own choice)

Honey G
Can't Touch This + Super Freak - MC Hammer + Rick James (Louis Loves)
Push It + Black Beatles - Salt-N-Pepa + Rae Sremmurd (Own choice)

Saara Aalto
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA (Louis Loves)
Diamonds are Forever + Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend - Shirley Bassey + Marilyn Monroe (Own choice)

5 After Midnight
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars (Louis Loves)
Sorry + One Dance - Justin Bieber + Drake (Own choice)

I'm expecting Honey Fucking G to shoe horn

'you say Louis , I say walsh' in to her mash-up medley . At least she is finally doing 'Can't touch this'. It was only a matter of time.

Emily is doing something up-beat.
Or probably just the JL version of 'Toxic'.

Tbh, I'd rather see Honey G do Bassey than Elfish. I'm getting as bored by her doing pretty much the same thing ever week, with a different ott stage setting, as I am of Honey G. But Ms G's time has to be up.

Matt will push the falsetto to the max. I would like to see him in a Sia wig, although i think Sia should be on the X factor 'banned' list.
5 Am are going to be dreadful. They really should just dance. The judges will love them. We will be .
2 songs each may tip us over the edge. I'm off the wagon. This week, my mulled wine is alcoholic.

Oh dear.

Mum does not sound proud. She sounds mortified.

If I was HG's mum I would be absolutely mortified!

I'm embarrassed for this stupid woman

I've said it before but I'll say it again. FFS Honey G just do one will you?

Stylists must really, really, really hate Elfish with the styling that they put her in.

What a joke

Jinx Raahhh

God this is bleedin' awful.

I'd rather whathisname with the bongos than this

80s- recently, I seem to be at Ikea a lot lately.

Stop- Honey time.

oh no.

Ha! I can't he refuses to send it me in case it ends up on MN.

In other news, how terrible is the real Honey G tonight. Even worse than usual.

Ooer that put her off her stride!

Rou, bring back Wagner!
I dont think that is her mum really.

Raah take me with you next time you go. I love IKEA.

WTF is HoneyG doing? That's some embarrassing dad dancing there.

Oh fuck

I went to take a 'sip' gobfull of my wine and DH says there was an intruder?!

Missed it!

Someone's rushed the stage - they should have taken her glasses off

Just missed it as well! Where did simon disappear to? Was he rushed off like as if he was the president?

What a load of bollocks

Shazza pissed again

Blimey, who was that?
Bad security there.

What the hell just happened? Three people on the stage!

I'm old enough to be Honey's mum. That frightens me

dillite we saw Father Christmas today, so DD2 was happy.

please don't tell me it's a publicity stunt. Can't bear it. Seems a bit of a coincidence

I think Simon intervened as Honey was saying thanks to him!

Why is Sharon pissing herself laughing about Honey's stage invader?

I can't imagine simon tackling anyone, more likely to be cowering behind a security guard.

It'll be on YouTube by the end of the night.