X FACTOR- the acts are singing TWICE... a song of their own choice and one that 'Louis Loves'

[Raahh]

And of course, none of us really bought his pathetic attempt to look cool, by saying he 'loved' Bowie and Prince .

Here are the choices-

Matt Terry
Little Mix - Secret Love Song (Louis Loves)
Sia - Alive (Own choice)

Emily Middlemas
Britney Spears - Toxic (Louis Loves)
Rag 'N' Bone Man - Human (Own choice)

Honey G
Can't Touch This + Super Freak - MC Hammer + Rick James (Louis Loves)
Push It + Black Beatles - Salt-N-Pepa + Rae Sremmurd (Own choice)

Saara Aalto
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA (Louis Loves)
Diamonds are Forever + Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend - Shirley Bassey + Marilyn Monroe (Own choice)

5 After Midnight
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars (Louis Loves)
Sorry + One Dance - Justin Bieber + Drake (Own choice)


I'm expecting Honey Fucking G to shoe horn

'you say Louis , I say walsh' in to her mash-up medley . At least she is finally doing 'Can't touch this'. It was only a matter of time.

Emily is doing something up-beat.
Or probably just the JL version of 'Toxic'.

Tbh, I'd rather see Honey G do Bassey than Elfish. I'm getting as bored by her doing pretty much the same thing ever week, with a different ott stage setting, as I am of Honey G. But Ms G's time has to be up.

Matt will push the falsetto to the max. I would like to see him in a Sia wig, although i think Sia should be on the X factor 'banned' list.
5 Am are going to be dreadful. They really should just dance. The judges will love them. We will be .
2 songs each may tip us over the edge. I'm off the wagon. This week, my mulled wine is alcoholic.

[Raahh]

Oh dear.

Mum does not sound proud. She sounds mortified.

[Roussette]

If I was HG's mum I would be absolutely mortified!

[CondensedMilkSarnies]

I'm embarrassed for this stupid woman

[AlabasterSnowball]

I've said it before but I'll say it again. FFS Honey G just do one will you?

[dillite]

Stylists must really, really, really hate Elfish with the styling that they put her in.

[AlabasterSnowball]

What a joke

[Roussette]

Jinx Raahhh

God this is bleedin' awful.

I'd rather whathisname with the bongos than this

[Raahh]

80s- recently, I seem to be at Ikea a lot lately.

Stop- Honey time.

oh no.

[tigerdriverII]

Ha! I can't he refuses to send it me in case it ends up on MN.

In other news, how terrible is the real Honey G tonight. Even worse than usual.

[TobleroneBoo]

Ooer that put her off her stride!

[The80sweregreat]

Rou, bring back Wagner!
I dont think that is her mum really.

[dillite]

Raah take me with you next time you go. I love IKEA.

WTF is HoneyG doing? That's some embarrassing dad dancing there.

[Roussette]

Oh fuck

I went to take a 'sip' gobfull of my wine and DH says there was an intruder?!

Missed it!

[CondensedMilkSarnies]

Someone's rushed the stage - they should have taken her glasses off

[PossumInAPearTree]

Just missed it as well! Where did simon disappear to? Was he rushed off like as if he was the president?

[CondensedMilkSarnies]

What a load of bollocks

[AlabasterSnowball]

Shazza pissed again

[The80sweregreat]

Blimey, who was that?
Bad security there.

[CheckpointCharlie2]

What the hell just happened? Three people on the stage!

[tigerdriverII]

I'm old enough to be Honey's mum. That frightens me

[Raahh]

dillite we saw Father Christmas today, so DD2 was happy.

[Roussette]

please don't tell me it's a publicity stunt. Can't bear it. Seems a bit of a coincidence

[TobleroneBoo]

I think Simon intervened as Honey was saying thanks to him!

[dillite]

Why is Sharon pissing herself laughing about Honey's stage invader?

[PossumInAPearTree]

I can't imagine simon tackling anyone, more likely to be cowering behind a security guard.

It'll be on YouTube by the end of the night.