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That bloody humming!

93 replies

notnowbernard · 11/06/2010 19:41

It's like a swarm of bees and is doing my head in

Was looking forward to lots of African rythym and beats

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Indaba · 13/06/2010 11:58

I've been converted actually! I was all for banning them during the match......but

Went to the Cape Town match on Friday. Was dreading the vuvuzelas being too loud, but amazingly they are not that bad en mass. Had taken ear plugs etc but no need.

Might be different next Friday with all the English lot though!

Downside is we have lost the SA singing....and that is a sad loss!

thumbwitch · 13/06/2010 13:18

Oh is that what they're called? Feckin nightmare noise. I mean, I seriously loathe the roar of the footy crowds anyway - and this is at least 10x worse.

MisSalLaneous · 13/06/2010 13:32

My dad has a hearing aid and he said it's hell (he's in SA). Apparently he plans to go half-deaf for the whole month! My sympathies tend to lie with my mom!

Strawbezza · 13/06/2010 14:07

It is a really annoying noise. Must be awful to be seated next to one at a match!

Itsjustafleshwound · 13/06/2010 14:11

It is also quite a daft thing to be promoting in SA when TB wipes out thousands of locals every year and it is winter 'flu season ... I would have my antiseptic wipes at the ready or watch at home!!

Jajas · 13/06/2010 16:02

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bunjies · 13/06/2010 16:19

I think my family must be the only ones who don't mind them. Doesn't bother us at all. Can't believe they're thinking about banning people from having them. Spoilsports!

sassy34264 · 13/06/2010 16:45

I must be the only person who didn't notice it or deaf. I watched the whole game and didn't notice any particular sound and therefore have no idea what you're all on about!!

Having said that, if i'm concentrating on something i can be oblivious to people around me.

sassy34264 · 13/06/2010 16:45

I must be the only person who didn't notice it or deaf. I watched the whole game and didn't notice any particular sound and therefore have no idea what you're all on about!!

Having said that, if i'm concentrating on something i can be oblivious to people around me.

sassy34264 · 13/06/2010 16:47

Sorry, that's twice i've doubled messaged. Don't know if it's me or the computer! Apologies.

SouthernB · 13/06/2010 17:12

Other than the noise, I noticed a v dodgy "side effect"of the vuvuzela today (I'm in Polokwane, where Algeria and Slovenia played earlier today).

TMI

Every so often, the blower has to get rid of all the spit that collected during the blowing, and does that by flicking it out of the vuvuzela. Sometimes it (the spit) hits the ground, sometimes the guy in from of him....

Gross! And Hello flu & TB!!

MisSalLaneous · 13/06/2010 17:31

Oh that's disgusting, SB!

SkaterGrrrrl · 13/06/2010 17:52

I love them. Better than the sexist chants you usually hear at England games.

ReshapeWhileDamp · 13/06/2010 18:04

My mum was going on and ON about them yesterday, and apparently had even emailed FIFA to tell them how unwatchable (unlistenable?) they made a match.

And I watched part of the match last night (nope, not a fan!) and - meh. It was ok. Sort of white noise, you zone it out after a while.

BeenBeta · 13/06/2010 18:49

Was watching the match today and it did really get on my nerves. Lots of European matches have a similar 'horn' sound from the crowds.

I wonder if it could be somehow 'turned down a bit' by TV channels. I suspect it might be if they get enough complaints. TBH the sounds coming off the pitch is fairly irrelevant. I want to hear the commentary.

chenge · 13/06/2010 18:52

I LIVED IN SA FOR 4 YEARS,,the vuvuzela is played at every match,it was mainly played to disrupt the other team,and it must work coz many players have complained over the years,,it is a South African thing and its there to stay,frankly its irritating but you kind of get used to it,thank God hubby is NOT a big soccer fan so we will only watch the interesting teams only,,im looking forward to the next world cup already without those flipping VV'S,,

wheelsonthebus · 13/06/2010 18:55

That noise is absolutely awful - puts you off watching with the sound on

Bomper · 13/06/2010 18:57

They drive me bloody nuts. SiL lives in Midrand, just outside Johannesburg and bought some over last time she visited, so I get it in stereo with the kids and the tele!!! Aaaarrrghhh

orienteerer · 13/06/2010 20:04

Must confess I can sort of blank out the noise, must be because I'm used to doing the same with Heathrow bound planes overhead.

MrsSeanBean · 13/06/2010 20:09

It lasted the full 90 mins of the earlier game , surely they run out of breath !!

Yes! The sound is constant, why can you not detect a stopping and starting effect between blows (so to speak)?

I agree incredibly annoying, DH is watching match in the other room and I am getting a headache.

bran · 13/06/2010 20:13

I've found a good white noise website. I'm using the brown noise and the oscillate function. It's very soothing and pretty much negates the buzzing, but I can still hear the commentary (not that I particularly want to).

sincitylover · 13/06/2010 20:15

I don't mind it and bought my dcs one - they have been playing national anthem on them, pretended to be police, a political party - quite inventive.

But maybe I am a bit odd!!

melpomene · 13/06/2010 20:15

My dh has installed a vuvuzela app on his iphone, to drive us all crzy get himself into the spirit while watching the games

Smilehighclub · 13/06/2010 20:18

It's the Vuvuzela, the noise-making trumpet of South African football fans, and was the symbol for sport in South Africa, more recently replaced with the more authentic KUDUZELA.

A vuvuzela, sometimes called a "lepatata" (its Setswana name) or a stadium horn, is a blowing horn, approximately one metre in length, commonly blown by fans at football matches in South Africa. The origin of the name is disputed. It may originate from the Zulu for "making noise," from the "vuvu" sound it makes, or from township slang related to the word for "shower."

The Vuvuzela is an instrument, but not always a musical one. Describing the atmosphere in a stadium packed with thousands of fans blowing their vuvuzelas is difficult. Up close it's an elephant, sure, but en masse the sound is more like a massive swarm of very angry bees.

And when there's action near the goal mouth, those bees go really crazy.

The ancestor of the vuvuzela is said to be the kudu horn - ixilongo in isiXhosa, mhalamhala in Tshivenda - blown to summon African villagers to meetings. The kudu horn was followed by versions in made of tin, and was later replaced by the Vuvuzela, which became very popular at football matches in the late 1990s. Made of plastic, they come in a variety of colours - black or white for fans of Orlando Pirates, yellow for Kaizer Chiefs, and so on - with little drawings on the side warning against blowing in the ear!

It's a noisy thing, so there's no surprise some don't like it. Journalist Jon Qwelane once quipped that he had taken to watching football matches at home - with the volume turned low - because of what he described as "an instrument of hell".It's the Vuvuzela, the noise-making trumpet of South African football fans, and was the symbol for sport in South Africa, more recently replaced with the more authentic KUDUZELA.

A vuvuzela, sometimes called a "lepatata" (its Setswana name) or a stadium horn, is a blowing horn, approximately one metre in length, commonly blown by fans at football matches in South Africa. The origin of the name is disputed. It may originate from the Zulu for "making noise," from the "vuvu" sound it makes, or from township slang related to the word for "shower."

The Vuvuzela is an instrument, but not always a musical one. Describing the atmosphere in a stadium packed with thousands of fans blowing their vuvuzelas is difficult. Up close it's an elephant, sure, but en masse the sound is more like a massive swarm of very angry bees.

And when there's action near the goal mouth, those bees go really crazy.

The ancestor of the vuvuzela is said to be the kudu horn - ixilongo in isiXhosa, mhalamhala in Tshivenda - blown to summon African villagers to meetings. The kudu horn was followed by versions in made of tin, and was later replaced by the Vuvuzela, which became very popular at football matches in the late 1990s. Made of plastic, they come in a variety of colours - black or white for fans of Orlando Pirates, yellow for Kaizer Chiefs, and so on - with little drawings on the side warning against blowing in the ear!

It's a noisy thing, so there's no surprise some don't like it. Journalist Jon Qwelane once quipped that he had taken to watching football matches at home - with the volume turned low - because of what he described as "an instrument of hell".

Smilehighclub · 13/06/2010 20:20

thanks for that DP