People don't leave toddlers and crawling babies in gardens alone, do they? So he's never going to be in a position to be eating it.
That tree could have been a sprouting seed the year King Harold was born.
A sapling when William was crowned.
It could have seen Crusaders marching past, heard the tears of plague, the celebration of weddings, births and coronations.
It was a mature tree when Queen Elizabeth 1 gave her famous speech.
Countless horses have plodded past it. Spitfires and Hurricanes could have flown over it, wolves and bears could have hidden behind it.
It's provided food and shelter for thousands and thousands, if not millions of birds.
And yet, in a millennium, nobody decided to chop it down because their Mum said they weren't capable of safeguarding their child.