I've been awol trying to fix the imminent collapse of the world's shortest chain.
We're in the middle. Below us, FTB buying our flat who GAVE NOTICE ON THEIR RENTAL before exchange/completion was agreed. So they're now not budging from a pre-Christmas date.
Above us, a vendor who has so far switched solicitors (and not updated anyone), offered and reneged on three separate properties (and not updated anyone), and eventually promised to vacate at any time to facilitate the sale… right up until the pre-Christmas date was mooted at which point he said, "Oh, I didn't mean then".
Buyers won't budge, despite having time to rescind their notice. Vendor won't budge, despite having another home to go to. Us in the middle unable to break chain and move into rented because buyers' preferred completion date is now 2.5 weeks away and between DP's insane commute and our insane baby the thought of arranging packers, movers, storage and a rental property, right before Christmas, makes me want to vomit. Also six months London rent would basically kill our renovation plans stone dead.
It's either agree a completion date today and exchange tomorrow, or the chain collapses tomorrow. Either way I think I'll collapse. Send wine.