Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

[Cinnamoncookie]

Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

[FancyFancy]

Evening, have been outside gardening & it is gorgeous out there.

Congrats to babymouse on the walking. Summer is a great time for them to learn - less puddles to fall over into & I got away with those soft leather shoes for a few months with DS. Tattoos are suppposedly more painful when they're over bone - I certainly found that to be the case, still bearable though.

Congrats to minty on the outstanding pass & the tattoo - lovely to see an unusual design & the colours are gorgeous.

madame, what everyone else said re bra measuring & I agree with sparks, you cannot possibly be a 36. What a fab excuse to run out & buy yourself lots of wenchtastic new underwear, just in time for your holidays!

[Cinnamoncookie]

Madame, I wear a 36 band. And I am twice the size of you.

[FolknNorah]

Oooh I've just had a peek minty there are some amazing ones. I'm thinking either on my arm or on my shoulder blade area. A biggun. the only reason I haven't got one is because I can't choose what I like and I'd keep having more I reckon.

[Baddz]

Well, I've just bought some 36f bras.
According to the bra interest in I am a 34 hh!

[MrsEvadneCake]

Norah that's exactly why I waited so long! Now I can't wait to have another

[Baddz]

I am obv very full of nork.
An watching catch up and drinking Aldi peach bellini ????

[MrsEvadneCake]

Baddz you'd be surprised. I went in as a 38 F and came out a 36 GG and it is so mouth comfier.

[Baddz]

But hh? Good grief. I might just buy a small trolley to perch them on
I am hoping to lose some Weight so I might go down?.....
I have always wanted a tattoo (have nearly got one a few times when young and drunk) but I could never decide that to have and I would worry I would get bored of it...

[MrsEvadneCake]

Small trolley or helpful HBF of your choice to carry them?

Might indeed with losing weight. I'm hoping to lose more so we shall see!

I think we need a tattoo day trip to mine!! There is a fantastic coffee/chocolate shop there too.

[Baddz]

Oooooh I'm tempted! Very tempted. It would make Dh furious so you know...that's always a good thing ????
It would have to be Tom...he has lovely big hands

[Enormouse]

minty I'd come over from NI for that

[MrsEvadneCake]

Doooo it...... my DH has a full sleeve so it's no bother to him.

Mouse you'd be so welcome

[LaComtess]

Evening wenchery

Mouse awwww! Bless him! Congrats to BM. You're going to have to go into full lockdown mode now.

hey Minty. Sounds like quite a week - many congrats about your outstanding. And tell all about the hair, was it a big cut?

I've never wanted a tattoo. Working with lots of old people gives you an amazing insight into skin and age. But mostly I'm just worried I'd go off it and not be able to afford to get rid if it. I like them on other people though especially HBFs. Yours looks very pretty Mint.

Right. Watching Hobbit/5armies now so laters. Love Ryan in this he steals the show.

Also, now thinking I need to remeasure norkage. Do we trust John Lewis to measure properly or no?

[Baddz]

Not really Comtesse...they put me as a 32ff...felt like I was being cut in half!

[MrsEvadneCake]

Evening Comtess thank you! I have had a very short asymmetric cut. I had a bob. It still very pink though.

[MrsEvadneCake]

I would always go with bravissimo if you can get to one.

[FancyFancy]

Another vote for Bravissimo here. My experience of John Lewis was not good when I went (once and once only) The woman in there said I couldn't possibly be the size I said I was, but had to eat her words when I could barely fit half a breast in the size she suggested and she then had to admit they had nothing in my size.

[FancyFancy]

Am just about to start on the ironing with the Tour de France highlights to keep me entertained. I have no split loyalties in the sprint stages this year - with Kittel out, I can support Cavendish 100%.

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Well done MiniMouse

Minty A tattoo? That's so cool

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

You have pink hair *Minty?

[MrsEvadneCake]

I do WW. I've just put a profile picture on here of my new hair so you can have a nose if you wish. I'll take it down later.

[FancyFancy]

Fab hair minty.

Fecking fireworks . ScaredyCat is hiding under my bed, too afraid to eat her supper. FancyCat carried on scoffing & is nonchalantly having a crap in the litter tray. It'll take Armageddon to put her off her food.

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

That's awesome Minty I just realised that the pink thing on Twitter is your hair

[Enormouse]

Nonchalantly having a crap . Poor scaredycat though.

minty your hair is awesome. Have you had it done any other colours?

There might be a few pics of me up. My hair is not made for changing colour

[Flopsy28]

Love the hair minty. And yay for the outstanding, that's no mean feat.

Well done to babymouse too for the walking

I'm humongous of norkage...38h/HH but I'm a big girl.

I'm loving all the chaises, but mouse wins for pure effort. I think a blue velvet. I also loved the address, HBF123!