My funniest bit was that during every contraction my boobs squirted milk, at quite high velocity and I got the irritating consultant's glasses while he was telling me I wasn't in proper labour.
Second funniest, midwife asked me to rate my pain 1-10 periodically and at one point I said 9. She rushed up to give me some entenox....but I was actually just telling hubbie what the missing number was on his sudoku because he was stuck.
Come on ladies, what memory of childbirth makes you chuckle.
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Funniest bit of childbirth
rachelhill · 12/01/2007 15:53
minimadgirl · 20/07/2023 19:49
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Being given a laxative when in for an induction. Lent over to go to the toilet and let out the biggest trump ever, followed by a ping and a plop, as the laxative shot out in one direction and the pessary another. That took some explaining shortly after, to the midwife when she wondered where the pessary had disappeared to.
While high as a kite, as the induction over stimulated contractions as I was having them back to back at only 2cm dilated. I tried to waddle out of the room declaring that I was late to pick my work colleague up for our shift. Took 2 people to stop me
Having a go at my husband because he hadn't packed our caravan yet or set it up for our holiday.
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