The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Hoooooooraaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Discussion of the Day. Parenting News. Talk Roundup and now Classics - there are no honours left to be had! Thank you v v v v v v v much MNHQ, we luff you xxxxxxxxxx

[JammySplodger]

Yeay, well done!

[ObviouslyInvisible]

Hooray!

[BonkeyMollocks]

Oh are we in Classics??

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

[StateofConfusion]

I have to call the baby Jesus now, don't I?

[shaky]

Afraid so state sorry!

[JammySplodger]

Maybe if the baby's a girl you could call her Bee with Jesus as the middle name? Reckon you could get away with that.

[BonkeyMollocks]

Jesus is better than Dave

[StateofConfusion]

Anything is better than Dave!!!

Bee Jesus that's brilliant!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Not until MNHQ sing us a song, State - I KNOW they can do better than just one line!

[StateofConfusion]

C'mon HQ, for Bee Jesus

[OlympiaMumsnet]

@EmpressOfTheSevenFlames

Not until MNHQ sing us a song, State - I KNOW they can do better than just one line!

A gauntlet, eh?

[Tee2072]

Uh oh....

[StateofConfusion]

tee what are you uh ohing about, I'm the one about to end up with the son of christ!

But then since ds goes to school with a cinderella, darceee, tadas and beckham. Little Jesus won't stand out. And its a cofe school maybe ill get extra brownie points.

But sod all that I can't wait to see HQs response there's enough of them to think up something amazing.

[BonkeyMollocks]

Beckham? Tadas? Cinderella?

Really?

State where do you live? Fairyland?

[BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff]

I wasn't going to come onto MN this evening, but what with me being incredibly famous now, having made my first ever entry into the Roundup, I thought I would grace you with my presence.



It is ridiculous how pleased I am being given a namecheck. You's lot will never hear the end of it.

Anyway, enough about me, soooo, baby Jesus eh State?

[StateofConfusion]

bonkey I swear to you they are real childrens names at his school! There are actually 2 cinderellas.

I live in Norfolk

--but the estate is akin to the one on shameless, I wish I'd known before moving in! Were in the process of house hunting now--

Yes baby Jesus, or Bee Jesus for a girl

[BonkeyMollocks]

Brian My first mention on round up too. We can highkick together

MNHQ need to come up with the goods.

Bee Jesus is just genius!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

[EmpressOfTheGoldFlames]

I am sitting in hairdressers watching DD have her locs retwisted.

Started at 10:30. Entirely possible we'll still be here at 1.

BUT it's once every couple of months and it beats the days when every Sunday was spent unplaiting, washing and replaiting. And I have coffee and books and MN. DD is plugged into laptop watching Johnny English.

[StateofConfusion]

Morning empress once every few months sounds far better than once a week!

I need to face the food shopping shortly, we didn't bother last week as we were away and things are dire

[ObviouslyInvisible]

We have nice weather here today! I have washing on the line and everything! Going to take the dog for a walk in a bit and try to shift this baby.

How's your DD's hair looking Empress? Hope Johnny English is a long film! Once every few months sounds a lot better than once a week, especially if you can sit with coffee, books and MN, and she can watch a film while it's done.

Good luck with the shopping State!

[StateofConfusion]

We have what I class as nice weather (when pregnant and grumpy) cool autumn breeze, bright but not sunny. Perfect imo :)

I'm yet to face Tesco, someone make me go.

The dc are finally quiet and still, first time in 6wks!!! Watching the new curious george film

[ObviouslyInvisible]

Can't you do your shop online? It's too nice to be in a supermarket today, and quiet DC for the first time in 6 weeks is too good to ruin!