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Would you Microchip your child?

141 replies

clumsymum · 15/05/2007 14:09

this article in the Times today points out that it is technically possible.

But is this really where we want to go?

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ScoobyDooooo · 15/05/2007 14:44

Yes i would.

Gobbledigook · 15/05/2007 14:44

I think I would.

rosepetal1 · 15/05/2007 14:44

I totally agree

Gobbledigook · 15/05/2007 14:44

OMG expat!!

Er, ditto.

AitchTwoOh · 15/05/2007 14:46

hhhhm, i'd think about it, you know. there's a guy dh knows who's had his work swipe card info implanted (he's a boffin) so that he doesn't have to remember it every day. i think it's the future...

morningpaper · 15/05/2007 14:46

NO!

If THE WORST thing happened then the perpetrator would simply hack the chip out with a knife

madness

kookaburra · 15/05/2007 14:46

No - utterly ridiculous, paranoia.
It also would make parents less likely to supervise their kids properly.
In the utterly infinitessimal liklihood aof a kid being abducted - the abducotr would already have studied these gadgets and would disable it, maybe mutilating the child in the process.

pesme · 15/05/2007 14:46

yeah! for mp.

Gobbledigook · 15/05/2007 14:47

'It also would make parents less likely to supervise their kids properly.'

I doubt it. It's not like you actually want them to go missing is it?!

pesme · 15/05/2007 14:47

& kookaburra

clumsymum · 15/05/2007 14:47

Expat, I have had a metal plate in my leg for 40 years plus, and now also have an artificial hip BUT

1 ) they don't actually transmit a signal 24/7, as such a device would

and

  1. they were put in for sound beneficial medical reasons, not as a possible solution to a problem that will very probably never occur anyway.
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GiantSquirrelSpotter · 15/05/2007 14:48

That loony in Reading university tags himself

No I wouldn't because we don't know what the long term risks are (eg cancer etc.)

morningpaper · 15/05/2007 14:48

And what would you say to your child?

"Mummy what's this lump in my arm?"
"Oh don't worry darling, that's so we can track you in case you are stolen by paedophiles"

lovely idea

UnquietDad · 15/05/2007 14:48

but some sick bastard might find out the chip was there and remove it

no thanks

SueBaroo · 15/05/2007 14:48

I think it panders to both paranoia and complacency all at the same time, and that takes some doing.

Gobbledigook · 15/05/2007 14:48

And really, who says the chances of being abducted are really that small? Thousands of children are missing - for all we know a good chunk of them have been abducted.

It's all about your own personal risk assessment and the chances you are willing to take. I'm willing to take very few when it comes to my children. If people think I'm neurotic, then fine, but I don't want to be a parent making a plea for my child on the 10 o'clock news.

Wolfgirl · 15/05/2007 14:49

I agree morningpaper. people start getting chipped, the perpertrator will/could hack off limb or cut the chip out. horrid.

GiantSquirrelSpotter · 15/05/2007 14:49

I suppose you could start tagging your husband as well

And employers could tag their employees

Oh sorry, they already do that in some places, don't they?

AitchTwoOh · 15/05/2007 14:50

true, the signal would be a concern, as would the mutialtion. but i disagree that it would make people more lax.

pesme · 15/05/2007 14:51

how do people assess these risks. surely it is more dangerous taking a child in a car or crossing the road!

expatinscotland · 15/05/2007 14:51

The vast majority of the time, children are abducted by a non-custodial parent.

Gobbledigook · 15/05/2007 14:52

Taking a child in a car and crossing the road is unavoidable risk. Leaving them sleeping alone in a room while you go to a restaurant, for example, is avoidable risk. Some people are comfortable with it and some people aren't and you have a choice there. You don't have that much choice about whether you cross the road with them.

morningpaper · 15/05/2007 14:52

you are far more likely to fall down stairs and die

perhaps we should replace our stairs with a giant slide and an elevator

nailpolish · 15/05/2007 14:52

how sad that some people are sarcastically taking the mickey out of others who wish to protect their child

UnquietDad · 15/05/2007 14:53

I bet there would be slightly more support on here for husband-tagging.

DH: "I'll be home late, dear, just got a few things to catch up on at he office."

mumsnetter thinks: Right, logging in... [keys rattle... Aerial grid on screen - homing in with crosshairs, Spooks-style... Red dot flashing over the Pig & Whistle] "Target identified! Lockdown, repeat, lockdown!"