"Of course I copy-pasted that's why I left the source and article date in! "
The problem is not the C/P but that your source is a Kurdish propaganda outlet and that the people it quotes are hostages of a terrorist organisation. Are you going to pretend that they are just making announcements out of their own free will, because err.. that's God's honest truth? 
"Annan Plan (briefly, to avoid derailing the thread, as attempted by PP above); it was a plan fixed to give Turkey long-term rights to Cyprus."
That is a complete fabrication.
The Annan Plan tried to unite the island into one country. If it succeeded, Cyprus would be a federal state and Turkey would have had no rights to it. It failed because Greek side of Cyprus voted 'No', turned its back, and joined EU on their own. (Which must have looked like a great idea in 2008, but didn't in 2013 when their economy collapsed).
"Now, Turkey's illegal occupation of Cyprus, by some 40,000 Turkish troops, remains an illegal invasion"
Yeah, well, if you don't want the scary Turks to show up with their army on your island, don't start an ethnic cleansing of their nationals
I guess Turkey could have stood aside and let it become another Sarajevo, but it didn't.
Turkey was always clear that they would stay there until the issue was resolved. And the issue is not yet resolved. It would have been, if Greek Cypriots accepted the Annan Plan and reunited the island. Then the whole island would have been part of the EU now and Turkey couldn't have a military presence anywhere on it.
"And as for Cyprus being a European country; it says more about your lack of historical knowledge when you make stupid claims such as the above. If Britain is in Europe, with its far-reaching exclusions, then so is Cyprus (and has been for thousands of years since the Greeks mapped it!)."
It actually says a lot about your prejudices.
Britain is considered to be in Europe because that is the nearest land mass to it. A quick glance at the map shows that Cyprus is far closer to Anatolia (Asia Minor) and indeed to the Middle East than Europe.
Britain is also considered to be part of Europe politically because it's in the EU (for now) but back in 1974 when Greek junta tried to annex Cyprus to Greece and ethnically cleanse the island of Turks (genocide, in other words), there was no EU so the island couldn't have been part of EU politically, either.
"Again, this is not about Cyprus so stop bringing up irrelevant details to sway the discussion away from the memory of this woman"
Um.... You are the one who brought Cyprus up by saying "It (Turkey) has invaded and occupied a European country"
(Although of course it was not a "European country" until its ascension to EU in the last 15 years).