g: "Yes, if I ruled the world I would decimate hospital admin staff. Sorry, but I have witnessed so many middle aged women prodding ineffectually at computers."
See, I wouldn't. There is this DM belief that all hospital staff who don't wear a (now imaginary) white coat are time wasting and need to be 'decimated', but guess what? It isn't those in the white coats who collate the paperwork, make the appointments, record the outcomes, make the phone calls that 'join the dots', provided the statistics that result in Evidence Based Practice, wrangle the paperwork that attracts funding; it isn't the people in white coats who actually push the trolley or wheelchair you're sitting in.
You could walk into my department on one day and whine that once they've booked you in, placing the notes they've ordered on the right desk, recording your attendance, they just sit there, apparently, even talking to each other, ye gods!; or you could arrive on another day and whine as you find a queue to be booked in stretching out of the department.
It interests me that everyone thinks they know best about how to fix these nasty public sector time wasters, government after government weighs in with some new 'Czar' who's gonna wield that broom, then, oh dear, the devil is apparently in the detail. You sack a few receptionists and secretaries and the whole shebang grinds to a halt.
Funny that.
And incidentally, most receptionists are paid between £13,000 and 17,000 p.a., after 8 years and successful annual appraisals.
Hardly Fat Cat, is it?