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You know you're really Irish when...

718 replies

Gossipyfishwife · 23/02/2014 12:50

...you tell the barman to put the change in the poor box.

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MartinRohdesBellybuttonFluff · 16/03/2015 20:11

Republic Of Telly - You Know You're Irish When...:

This is hilarious! Sorry if anyone has already posted it, I haven't got time to check, must put the chislers to bed.

gincamelbak · 17/03/2015 08:47

DH is irish. I've picked up the "bye bye bye bye bye" to end a phone call. But because I'm Scottish I shove a "cheerio" in there too.

When ever we are off on a trip, he says "let's go to the glengarry show". I have no idea why.

jemimapd · 17/03/2015 12:03

that last one is literally a weekly conversation i have with my Da!!!

LuluJakey1 · 01/04/2015 22:41

Definitely the hot press.
My grandparents used to offer people ' you'll take a cup of tea standing up' which I think meant a quick cup of tea.
Always a bowl of cold boiled potatoes with tea in the afternoon (high tea not afternoon tea)
Describing someone who is kind and you love as ' a dote'. I do it about DH but no one ever knows what it means but my dad would have.
A particular kind of day is a 'soft' day in terms of the weather
My grandad used to say 'morra' instead of Good morning. When I went shopping with him for 'the messages' he wuld say 'morra missus' to women we met shopping who my gradndma knew.
DH loves it and says 'morra missus' to me when we wake up sme mornings.
When my best cousin got married in Donegal- they were both 40- a couple of years ago, my uncle and his local farmer friends got the bridegroom to the church on the morning of the wedding by going round wth their shotguns and getting him out of the fields and into the house to get ready. He is a farmer too. (It is a local custom) just a bit of fun

hollyisalovelyname · 14/07/2015 18:01

I really enjoyed reading this thread.

cdtaylornats · 18/07/2015 22:14

Scots go for the messages as well.

zaphod · 23/11/2015 14:21

The TV highlight of your year (for the past 40 some years) is the Late Late Toy show. And it's this Friday......Yay!

Mysteries · 17/03/2016 12:13

Barry's tea.
But as for Knock, do they stock pint glasses on the glass of which our Lady appears when you've downed your pint? They have them in Lourdes, together with Our Lady pen knives and lighters.

andrea69 · 17/03/2016 14:29

Co. Louth
Being told " You'll be laughing on the other side of your face if you carry on " Whispering " The C Word/The Big C/The Bug " Telling pets to " Get up and lie down " The joy of a great drying day...I could go on forever

Dontfencemein · 17/03/2016 15:22

Aforementioned soft drink is known as a "mineral", the genetic term for fizzy sorft drinks when I was growing up in Ireland.

Dontfencemein · 17/03/2016 15:22

Sorry, "generic".

FarelyKnuts · 17/03/2016 20:33

You've just frozen your arse off for 4 hours to stop doing at the side of the road and watch a few tractors and some kids in their gaa gear march past you while wearing all manner of green gear, and it was a great day out for St Patrick's Day Grin

UptownFunk00 · 17/03/2016 20:43

When you do something just for the craic.

Sleeping in the same room as your boyfriend of 10 years is unheard of - if you aren't married, you are not allowed to share a room. If you are married, you better hope nobody hears you doing anything.

You're Granny knows more verses of the bible than you know Dumbledore quotes.

Everyone's meeting up place is either at Granny's house or the local pub.

TwinklyMusic · 18/03/2016 22:32

I clicked on this because it came up as active yesterday, spent the whole day reading all 714 posts and only now I've realised that except for yesterday's paddy's day posts, it is a thread from last year!

Anyway, it was great fun to read and made me very nostalgic. I recognise most, but not all, of what was said.

I remember Wanderly Wagon ('the most unusual wagon you ever saw') and Fortycoats and his flying sweetshop and Sneaky snake. And Bosco and 'knock knock on the magic door'. Zig and zag were their best with Ian Dempsey.

The person who mentioned 'Calvita' - just mentioning that reminded me of a telly ad that sang 'we've got as much protein as galtee or calvita'. Does anyone remember what the ad was for? It's stuck in my head now...annoying...Hmm

I think you definitely know you're Irish when a guy thinks "is there something I can 'elp" (said in a French accent) is the sexiest thing he can say to a woman...!

Or if you can visualise Sally O'Brien and the way she might look at you. saucy trollop

Do they still do the late late toy show? Surely it's not the same without Gay? not sounding like her grandmother at all My father used to say 'sure, he's an awful fecking eejet' but watched the whole show anyway every week.

In Dublin a good looking person was 'a ride', in Cork they used to be 'a fla'. I think 'ride' won out in the end, did it?

Why don't English people know what 'runners' are? Isn't it self explanatory?

But I'm another one who has no recollection all all of anything described as 'cat'. What's that all about? Is it a culchie thing?

kelashan · 05/04/2016 23:48

"Turn that immersion off"

"I'll get the wooden spoon out"

"Put the big light off"

Haha love these sayings mum and granny said them all the time Grin

paintandbrush · 03/05/2016 22:42

You have elderly uncles who believe that the proper way to refer to any married woman is 'Mrs Paddy Murphy' or whoever, because obviously the idea of women having their own Christian names is far too radical.

paintandbrush · 03/05/2016 22:44

And when the standard way of greeting visitors is to say "sit yourself down!"

hollyisalovelyname · 24/07/2016 18:15

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