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Westministers: Happy New Year?

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RedToothBrush · 05/01/2018 11:37

And so we enter a New Year full of hope that things might just be about to recover from our national nervous breakdown... or perhaps not.

As we have Damien Green ejected from his role as Deputy PM over allegations of inappropriate conduct towards woman and use of porn at the end of last year, 2018 sees a bright new progressive dawn with the appointment to the role of universities regulator of Toby Young. A man who has deleted 20,000 tweets including many which are inappropriate and offensive to women, is a fan of eugenics and hates the working class and disabled.

Meanwhile the NHS is facing a crisis which is totally unexpected to the government and couldn't possibly have been planned for by a man who has over seen it for over five years. Which naturally bodes really well for Brexit planning.

We are apparently planning to join the TPP. Never mind geopolitics we can move the UK to the Pacific region.

We still are not ready for trade talks because the Cabinet can not agree on anything. Not that it sounds like they have actually discussed anything along these lines yet.

Rumours are that the Cabinet - including arch leavers such as Gove - are leaning towards supporting May and a softer option, despite the disgust of Johnson, who once again is the subject of malicious chatter about his sacking in a forthcoming Cabinet Reshuffle.

There is talk of further Tory Party war with the revelation that membership of the party has dropped to a core of just 70,000 hardline authoritarian men, most of whom are over 60. Tory HQ now wants to (perhaps with some good reason to prevent the loons) rewrite the constitution and limit the power of local associations to select candidates. The Tory party is now lining up to be a power struggle between internal authoritarians, who don't like democracy voices or structure.

Meanwhile the Labour Party membership now apparently overwhelmingly looks upon staying in the customs union and single market favourably and is in favour of a second referendum. In opposition to the leadership who are utterly committed to Hard Brexit. Much to the annoyance of Lord Adonis who is pitching a fit about government corruption and incompetence and being accused of being elite because he going skiing. Unlike of prominent Leavers who are in touch with the working class.

And finally Nigel Farage has got a meeting with Barnier. Farage, unlike Clegg, Clarke and Adonis, will not be accused by the Right Wing Press of undermining the government's negotiating position because...

It appears that we are in for another year of Brexit nonsense then.

We've not even heard mention of Gibraltar yet.

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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 19:50

Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak
Greening said education was her 'dream job' when she went to the Department after the election, govt loses Northern female minister from modernising side of Tory party

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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 19:52

Denis Doherty @DenisDoherty
Esther McVey, the Deputy Chief Whip, has just gone into Number 10.

DWP and Education are still on the table - and McVey has been a DWP Minister.

#CabinetReshuffle

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Eeeeeowwwfftz · 08/01/2018 19:53

Interesting, seems only to be the BBC reporting that Greening has quit so far... (interesting because they are normally last to the party).

Eeeeeowwwfftz · 08/01/2018 19:54

Ah, spoke too soon. The Graun has caught up.

This is hilarious (in the straight-to-video comedy movie sense of the word).

woman11017 · 08/01/2018 19:56

Very useful Greening departure; but a loss of a feminist voice in the toxic GRA. Sad
She's well thought of.

BiglyBadgers · 08/01/2018 19:56

How does Trump differ from May's management style?

This is just my opinion but in my view May makes her decisions on her own in a locked room and believes she is right. Trump reacts with little actual thought based on what he hears (on Fox news) and what is said to him by a competing group of people who think they can control him. He, of course, believes they are all his amazing ideas.

Trump is like a belligerent toddler who lives completely in the moment and reacts to everything instantly with the firm belief he is the centre of the universe. May is a self absorbed teenager who believes they know everything and that everyone else should just agree with her.

Both completely disfunctional and result in terrible decision-making.

And that's my cod-psychology analysis for the day. Grin

RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 19:58

Faisal Islam @faisalislam
Now there’s an extra backbench MP in a marginal pro remain constituency with thousands of students

Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn
Greening's departure could well be bad news for Govt's Brexit majority - an impassioned Remainer in a marginal seat that voted heavily to Remain. A new mutineer?

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BiglyBadgers · 08/01/2018 20:00

So, just to get this straight. The reshuffle that was to revitalise the cabinet and make it more diverse and appealing to women and minorities has so far promoted a selection of white men, lost one prominent woman, and put a pro-life advocate in the role of promoting women's interests.

This appears to be working out then...

RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:03

Apparently its all about the promotions tomorrow...

(I dread to think!).

But yes, and Grammar Schools Bigly. Don't forget Grammar Schools.

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thecatfromjapan · 08/01/2018 20:06

This is a very May Government-style re-shuffle, isn't it?

I agree with your summing up, Bigly.

And I do wonder what the longer-term impact of Greening's resignation will be.

... and I am just ... without words, really, at the news from the Corbyn PLP meeting.

RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:08

Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak
Damian Hinds promoted to Education

Humanists UK @Humanists_UK
If Damian Hinds becomes the next Education Secretary, then that could be very bad news for community cohesion in English schools. In 2014 he led a debate on Catholic school admissions in which he called for the 50% faith-based admissions cap to be scrapped

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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:14

Hinds. The Former Minister for Defending the Rape Clause.

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woman11017 · 08/01/2018 20:14

Remain Tory First Address:

@bbclaurak
Greening - 'Social mobility matters to me + our country more than a ministerial career - I'll continue to work outside of govt to do everything I can to create a country for the first time that has equality of opportunity for young people wherever they are growing up'

Once we've stopped brexit, religious schools will be banned.

woman11017 · 08/01/2018 20:16

Minister for Defending the Rape Clause.
It's the Airstrip One cabinet.
Government's a bit meaner than the one in 1984 though.

mrsreynolds · 08/01/2018 20:17

It's like an episode of the Simpsons

But not funny

RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:19

James Forsyth @JGForsyth
A contest between Justine Greening and the PM’s chief of staff, Gavin Barwell, for the Tory nomination for Mayor of London would be rather tasty….

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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:21

Kate McCann @KateEMcCann
New education secretary Damian Hinds used to chair the APPG for social mobility - a key May priority. Was also a member of the education select committee for a couple of years.

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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:23

Alex Wickham‏ @WikiGuido
Ouch

Jeremy Hunt‏ @Jeremy_Hunt
Like button pressed by accident. Justine was an excellent minister and will be a great loss to govt.

By Accident?

Westministers: Happy New Year?
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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:24

Faisal Islam @faisalislam
Tory MP after Greening news: “damaging loss... PM caves into boys but not a woman. Dreadful error”

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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:26

Ruth Davidson‏ @RuthDavidsonMSP
Sorry to see @JustineGreening leave government - she brought her non-nonsense, northern accountant's eye to every brief and is a real role model for LGBT+ Conservatives.

Tim Shipman @ShippersUnbound
This is not a great look in a diversity reshuffle

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RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:28

Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn
It appears Esther McVey is about to be made the new DWP Secretary. That's quite a leap.

May has just lost a woman from Cabinet. In a way that looks BAD. She needed to replace her with a woman.

I think McVey is a leaver.

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SwedishEdith · 08/01/2018 20:30

Pippa Crerar
@PippaCrerar

Justine Greening’s majority in Putney went from c 10k in 2015 to c 1.5k in 2017. Her constituency voted 75% Remain in the EU ref the year in between. Not too hard to imagine how she’ll position herself on the backbenches.

RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 20:36

Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn
So after all that, just one brand new face in the full Cabinet, Damian Hinds. Hancock and McVey attended under Cameron

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woman11017 · 08/01/2018 20:36

Dreadful error
It's going to put tory feminists in such a difficult position. Grin
Alongside tory remainers, tory disabled rights activists, etc etc.

RedToothBrush · 08/01/2018 21:01

Peston on fb

The story of this reshuffle is that the prime minister wrongly believed that she could shunt Jeremy Hunt from Health to Business, and that she could persuade Justine Greening to move from Education to Work and Pensions.

In the event, Hunt persuaded May to keep him at Health, and to give him responsibility for finding a solution to the funding crisis in social care for the elderly.

And after a couple of hours of talks in 10 Downing Street, Greening said no to Work and Pensions, and chose to return to the backbenches.

What it means is that a reshuffle that was supposed to show the prime minister back in charge, after the debacle of her general election that cost her party its majority, has instead created the impression that she doesn't have the power to configure her team in her own image,

In the case of Hunt, I am told by his close colleagues that he didn't even want to become the de facto deputy prime minister, as First Secretary, when that was rumoured as potentially his after Damian Green was sacked.

What matters about Hunt - but what seems to have been missed by May and her advisers - is that he is both the minister most committed to health of modern times, as well as the minister most loathed by NHS staff of modern times.

And as a born optimist, he remains of the view that one day NHS people will come round to the view he really is on their side.

So in 90 minutes this afternoon he persuaded the PM not only to drop her plan to move him to BEIS, but also to hand him the biggest responsibility that had been in Damian Green's brief - namely how to put the funding of social care for the elderly on a sustainable footing.

He emerged looking stronger than the PM.

As for Greening, she is not someone who has ever behaved as though she was much impressed by the trappings of office - so it was always unlikely she was going to be overjoyed to be asked to go into what are widely regarded as the Whitehall saltmines of the DWP (it is one of the hardest and most gruelling of jobs, if fantastically important).

And by the way, it won't be brilliant for the morale of the Business Secretary Greg Clark that the world now knows the PM wanted someone else in that job.

What will concern May's backbenchers is that her team - her chief of staff, Gavin Barwell, her chief whip Julian Smith - didn't do more effective preparatory work, to eliminate the risk that two of the job changes she wanted would backfire.

Not a brilliant day for Number 10 and the PM then.

But I should point out that the theory that PM's can do what they want in reshuffles is over-stated. Even Tony Blair, with his enormous majorities, never had the freedom he would have liked to create what he would have seen as his dream cabinet.

That said, right now May's cabinet looks a bit more middle-aged white male than it did - which is not the look she wanted.

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