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The Westministenders Hunger Games continues. Boris still trying not to be outmanoevered.

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RedToothBrush · 04/07/2016 23:22

Clearly Boris didn't get the memo, on when to quit the power games, even after Gove schooled him in the dark arts of the Tory Leadership....

So the Tory Smackdown rolls on whilst Corbyn STILL clings on. UKIP has now entered the race to make a challenge for who can make the biggest leadership contest shambles.

In The Blue Corner
May strikes fear into the hearts of EU citizens as she counts her bargaining chips.
Gove strikes fear into the hearts of humans, with his Martian twitch.
Loathsom strikes fear in the hearts of Britains by talking about babies brains.
Crabb strikes fear into the hearts of Torys by suggesting a plan that Corbyn might like. (and that beard doesn't help).
And Fox.
Well he just turned up.

Johnson is still waiting in the wings to stab Gove. He'd quite fancy a seat at the cabinet table too.
Osborne has gone quite again and we wait with baited breathe to see if he is the 'Charlie off Casualty' of the Tory Party (y'know whatever happens he somehow survives like a cockroach).

In The Red Corner
Corbyn apologies. So we know he's getting a bit desperate.
Will the Unions figure out something else to do other than sit with their head in hands.
Angela Eagle is still doing jellyfish impressions and hasn't found that backbone.
We STILL don't know who the fuck Owen Smith is?
Will Bliar's chicken's finally come home to roost?
The Cult of Momentum, rumbles on. We aren't quite sure who they actually vote for, but they seem to like their Dear Leader.
When will this country next have an opposition party?

Its kinda getting boring guys, we need some action now. End the Chicken Coup! The Tories are definitely out doing in the high drama stakes.

In the Purple Corner
Farage has gone! Hurrah. We hope only that he stays under that rock.
(Don't count on it. They'll wheel him out when they need publicity)
Will Leadsom be elected leader? Oh sorry, wrong party. I was getting confused for a second there.
Will they throw the cuckoo Carswell out? [:)]
Will they be able to find a less offensive leader than Farage who can unite them in their common goal of errrr..... yeah. That.
How long before one of their candidates has to apologise for something?

And I suppose I should ask, when will a50 be triggered....? And by whom?

All these questions and more.
Sense of humour compulsory. No experience necessary though

//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/eu_referendum_2016_/2670552-Has-Boris-been-outmanoeuvred?pg=1 Previous thread 1

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//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/eu_referendum_2016_/a2673982-Have-Boris-and-Jeremy-been-stabbed-in-the-back-Please-can-we-have-some-leaders Previous thread 3

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flippinada · 07/07/2016 16:49

The thought actually makes me feel quite sick.

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squoosh · 07/07/2016 16:56

No cabinet experience, a fictitious CV, backward beliefs, and links to some very right wing people and organisations.

I feel just fine about this.................

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flippinada · 07/07/2016 16:57

Exactly squoosh. The thought of an Independent Scotland is really increasing in appeal right now.

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Chalalala · 07/07/2016 17:31

Any chance the past 3 weeks have just been one long elaborate hoax/piece of avant-garde performance art?..

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squoosh · 07/07/2016 17:32

Yes Chalala! On the other thread I've been hoping Jeremy Deller is behind it. Some kind of mass involvement live installation. He'd good at those.

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QueenLaBeefah · 07/07/2016 17:34

I was hoping I was going to wake up soon.

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Margrethe · 07/07/2016 17:36

Any chance the past 3 weeks have just been one long elaborate hoax/piece of avant-garde performance art?.

If only!

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Chalalala · 07/07/2016 18:01

Hah just found the other thread good to see I'm not this only one wondering!!

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JedRambosteen · 09/07/2016 19:33

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