How can I be more manly?

[TiggyD]

I've just bought a football shirt. I'm wearing it now and I'm feeling quite manly as a result. What's the most manly thing you can think of?

For me it's wearing a football shirt while standing at the barbecue grilling something I've just killed myself, drinking from a can of full fat Coke with one hand and doing the 'pinch and roll' with the other.

Hope you're at least trying to grow a beard.?

I don't want to be more manly. This thread is a service for those to do.

It's ineffable.

And if you have to ask, you've blown it I'm afraid.

the manliest man ever