Noticing all the ads in newspapers for the next wave of panto - various shows starring Twiggy, Patsy Kensit, Melinda Messenger, Christopher Biggins, Simon Callow, Stephen Gately, Toyah Willcox, etc.
These must do big business, but I don't think I know anyone who's ever been to one. Have you been? What was it like? Horrible, good fun, dreadful but still a good seasonal tradition?