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Autumn Term at the Chalet School

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Vintagejazz · 25/09/2014 11:19

Just starting a new thread here as I can't spot a new one.

So my lambs feel free to keep spreading the hanes, but watch the slang!

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EmilyAlice · 07/10/2014 18:41

No, but she got to have a very restful post-war expat lifestyle and drink a lot of gin!

RobinHumphries · 07/10/2014 18:42

I am on strike and won't be singing any verses of the Red Sarafan until I am reinstated in the play. Think of that when you are all at deaths door!

morningtoncrescent62 · 07/10/2014 19:27

Robin, liebchen, I have a stash of baby angel costumes that I'm hoarding for the day when a 12-stone baby angel is required. Would you like to borrow one? You can have it on condition that you promise never, but never, to sing Red Sarafan within a 50-mile radius of me. Do we have a deal? Once you're in costume, well, one baby angel looks much like another, even with your breathtakingly beautiful 32-year-old baby features.

Nell, I think people have done PhDs on sundry aspects of girls' school stories. I'm sure I remember reading bits of one that was uploaded online. So go for it if it's what you want to do. I'm sure you can sub-contract bits of the research out to us lot!

I've just started reading Wanted, An English Girl - loving it so far. Over the weekend I read Expelled from St Madern's also published by the same independent publisher. I thought they were part of GGBP at first, but it seems not so. I'm looking forward to the new Chalet filler as well - thank you whoever posted that upthread a bit.

RobinHumphries · 07/10/2014 19:33

Deal! I promise never ever ever to sing Red Sarafan within a 50-mile radius of morningtoncrescent62 as witnessed by everyone on this thread.

I'm not 32, I'm 15 and still at school remember?

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 07/10/2014 21:08

mornington, yes, a collective research effort would be most excellent! I think I could probably get over the self-indulgence (my irrational aversion on this basis may well be mostly related to my recently-completed MSc dissertation which was definitely more labour than love by the end) but I would need to do some kind of lower-than-PhD level background training, I think, which is offputting at the minute. I have looked and looked for the links between my own discipline (a quantitative social science) and what I want to write about the Chalet school, and there are really, really none at all.

You will be sorry when you're at death's door with double triple quadruple pleuro-pneumonia and Robin is obediently not singing you back to life, my lamb. :(

More lengthy waffle, on late Armishire books: I am fond of Rosalie - it's not in my top five, and possibly not even in my top ten, but it's a sweet little book, if a bit of an unusual one. I think Rosalie is very sympathetically portrayed, compared to - what's the name of the wet girl in Malory Towers? You could imagine Rosalie being derided as wimpy and pathetic and shallow, but she really isn't - by author or classmates. I think she's very convincing as a new girl who struggles to adjust but gets there in the end, without even a proper near-death experience. The fancy dress evening is quite good - not the best evening entertainment ever, but definitely preferable to any pantomime, nativity or sale. And I'm oddly charmed by the scene in which Tom and Rosalie are sent to Miss Annersley in the library and Nell is sat in the background scowling at them and occasionally interrupting with "Miss Annersley asked you a question", "where's your curtsey?" etc. And there is a pleasing lack of Joey, who I do find quite hard going in the Armishire books.

Three Go (which I know isn't one of these odd three) is not a favourite of mine, though I know it's a popular one. I think this is the first time I've read it unabridged. The Gillian Linton/Peter Young romance is the best I can think of in the series, but that's not saying much. Grin It is slightly marred by the use of the "she's too sweet and pretty to teach forever" line, last seen in reference to Simone, but I can see where it's coming from. Mary-Lou is believable and likeable as a younger girl, and Clem is brilliant - as is Verity - I forget how determined and self-possessed Verity is here, after she just becomes boringly dreamy in later books. Again, Joey is appropriately restrained which is a bonus. And it's nice to see the next generation of Tirolean girls popping up, too.

The gap between Gay (and everything leading up to it) and these last four is massive, though.

Whyamihere · 07/10/2014 21:11

I'm reading To the Rescue at the moment, it's very schmaltzy, the three woman (sorry, girls) spend half the time near tears for various reasons and the other half having to defer to the men. Everyone ends up worshipping Jo though.

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 07/10/2014 21:16

Monica of Turns Up Trumps is indeed Monica Marilliar. I finished it this morning and am slightly bemused. It felt a bit light and I think both Monica and Alixe McNab have totally different characters than they do in Lavender Laughs, but Monica was published in 1949 whilst Lavender is a war book. The events in Monica come at least a year or so (EBD years) before Lavender, though. I need to go back to check the descriptions.

Have also indulged in a large number of other random girls' school stories from the early part of the 20th century, found in a salvage yard. These include 2 Dorita Fairlie Bruces and a copy of Queechy, solely because Joey tore pages out of Mollie Bettany's copy in India but we never learn why. (I have also read Pillars of the House, The Three Brides and other works by Charlotte Yonge just because they are mentioned in the Chalet books Blush ) I told my lovely MIL who bought them for my birthday present that I collected old-fashioned school stories, and thought of you lot!

By the way, it is my birthday and no one serenaded me this morning.

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 07/10/2014 21:19

If I can wrest my GGBP copy of Rescue from my sister's clutches I'll have a bash at transcribing it. I'm going to see her on Sunday so will get it then.

EatingMyWords · 07/10/2014 21:26

Aw TEIC let us sing you to sleep instead! Happy Birthday! Cake

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 07/10/2014 21:32

Thanks, Eating!

RobinHumphries · 07/10/2014 21:36

The wet one in Malory Towers is Mary-Lou! (How could you forget?)

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 07/10/2014 21:45

Oh happy birthday Cheddar Cake and Wine - it's surely not too late to go for a birthday stroll up the mountain to the goatherd hut - is it? What could possibly go wrong?

And Robin yes of course she is! Blush Isn't there also a wet Gwendoline somewhere though? Is she in St Clare's instead?

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 07/10/2014 21:50

I sing the charms of Cheddar, sweet and kind. No fairer maiden ever graced this day. The richest pearl she is that man could find. It is thy birth-morn! Sweeting, come away!

hels71 · 07/10/2014 22:01

Gwendoline is indeed in Malory Towers. And in first term we meet Violet, who was shy and colourless and the rest of the form hardly noticed she was there most of the time. That never happens in the CS I don't think. So instantly dismissed because she is not one of the "in" crowd!

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 08/10/2014 09:31

Argh. The repetitive use of 'moke' set my teeth on edge all through Three Go and now it seems to be continuing into Island.

morningtoncrescent62 · 08/10/2014 09:39

I sing the not-quite-so-girlish charms of Cheddar strong and beautiful in lime green. No better scavenger for girls' school stories ever graced this day. The richest pearl she is that Jem could tranquilise. It is the day after thy birth-morn! Sweeting! Get off the internet and on with the transcription!

It's ages since I read Rosalie. I think I've got it somewhere - will hunt it up sometime soon.

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 08/10/2014 10:05

Grin Grin Grin

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 08/10/2014 10:17

Can I rather immodestly put in a request for some birth-morn serenading this coming Sunday, please? I know we usually have such quiet Sundays but, well, maybe one Sunday of raucous hilarity - I mean enchanting singing at dawn - would be permissible.

DeWee · 08/10/2014 12:16

Gwendoline isn't so much wet as spoiled. She's not really an advertisment for the school as she never improves. Would never have happened at the CS. Wink

Nell I agree with the use of "moke", particularly when Joey starts using it. The embarrassment of your mum using the slang from school. Grin

And also for Nell
"Morning has broken
Shattered into pieces
I hope you're awake now
And listening to me
I'm sure you appreciate it
At five in the morning
You can't get back to sleep
Without Special Milk"

Vintagejazz · 08/10/2014 13:18

Ooh maybe we could use all those angel costumes we spent so much time making (and got into such trouble for) and do a chorus of angels song for Nell. Shall we all gather under her window for a rehearsal at dawn every morning from now until Saturday and then do the proper singing on Sunday?

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morningtoncrescent62 · 08/10/2014 13:33

Yay! I knew I would get to be a baby angel one way or another. I think I've got a couple of spare saxophones hanging around somewhere - bring them along, shall I? See you at dawn for the rehearsal.

Vintagejazz · 08/10/2014 13:37

Great. I have a recorder I could bring along. Hey, does anyone have a drum?

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TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 08/10/2014 13:37

I've got a Jew's harp and some tin whistles too. Totally up for some off key serenading!

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 08/10/2014 15:10

My joy is unconfined! Flowers

DeWee · 08/10/2014 16:13

I've just had a thought: Can't you see Joey smugly buying the charity gift (of a goat etc) for all her friends and relations, explaining why they ought to feel this was a particularly special gift, and how blessed they must feel... while surrounded by all the presents off the list she had carefully provided for her dc. Grin

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