"Your older children won't be childminding. That's really insulting to childminders."
I think, I am quite right when I decided not to embark on a career, as a teacher or anything similar. The hypersensitivity and the myriad nuances I would be expected to realise and navigate around on a daily basis would be rather taxing. So I am sorry that I hurt the dignity of childminders and unintentionally, thanks to my frivolous comment, I undermined the profession of childminding.
If I had to pick a single British trait that I value the most, it would be their sense of humour. Unfortunately, my not- quite-so-British sense of humour is lost in translation. So when I referred to my older children as childminders, I meant it in a sort-of-funny, easy going way.
Additionally, if childmindig is such an important profession (it has been know that the first 5 years of a child are of critical importance, once this window is closed, there is not much one can do about lost opportunities), there are the questions for you.
Why is it that it is so easy to become a childminder? (I've came across with nursery nurses, teaching assistants, etc who were so crude and rough that would fit quite nicely with my current warehouse colleges. Also I came across with truly inspiring and caring ones too, who I am rather fond of.)
Why is it that childminders and any other similar professions, including teaching assistants, nursery nurses, kindergarten teachers do not require to go through at least a college education with a strong focus on child development, psychology?
Why is it that teaching assistants, childminder and the sort are so badly paid? (Warehouse workers, childminders, shop assistant are in the same league.)
Why is it that loads of non- English speaking foreigners, with little or no experience of young children are happily getting jobs as au-pairs, nannies etc? (I was once one too.)
And ultimately, why is it, that the the British state doesn't give a fig about? They want it cheap and they run it cheap. It is not a priority. (Near Hitchin, next to the train tracks to London, there is, or at least was 3 years ago, a coloured warehouse (Millenium First Steps Nursery it is called, I have just looked it up), and it can house young children.) Ofsted seems to be fine with it, I assume. And many other examples. Etc etc...
"Your older children will or should be getting time to be children themselves alongside doing their homework in peace and quiet."
Now, that I have children, aged 13.5 (nearly 14), 11,5 (nearly 12), 9,5 (nearly 10) and the young one, I also have serious doubts about the statement. But it would be too long an answer. After all, I did not plan to take them to a cobalt mine.