Thank you everyone!
morningpaper - SNORT! Music? Beanbags? It was very clinical, there was I think three home-from-home rooms but they were closed for cleaning (?) no music, my actual midwife saw me and said she was going on her lunchbreak and then had paperwork so wouldn't be around, and the only thing I really wanted was ice to have a cold drink but the one ice machine was broken.
SO, no my hospital is not like that. My first labour was 31 hours, with them shouting at me for the first 10 telling me I wasn't in labour and to go home as they were too busy. Someone gave me some pethidine (to shut me up no doubt
) hit a nerve in my leg and paralysed me down that side till well after ds was born.
The next day (this was in the wee hours) someone came to examine me (she started the conversation with 'you'll have to go home and come back later anyways' ) and realised I was 5cm dilated. A while later, someone decided to attach a monitor, and realised ds heartrate was dipping severely with each contraction and there was hurried talks of an emergency ceasarean.
FIVE HOURS LATER, and no caesarean, and no midwives either to that point, I was asked if I would like any pain relief (yes f-ing please!) and was given an epidural by a rather lovely anaesthesist (sorry if sp) which was indeed the highlight of my labour. Seven hours later, ds was born by ventouse and episiotomy (which they didn't even ask if I was okay with, just went ahead and chopped away) after getting stuck amidst more talks of (imaginary?) caesareans. The midwife cleaned him and gave him to us, and left for three hours. During which I was given a sponge bath and completely mauled by two grannies who wouldn't take no for an answer.
After three hours we had to get a passing cleaner to find her, to ask about actually feeding ds, who was giving us hungry eyes and I had no idea what to do.
THe rest of the story involves 5 days in hospital and me being told if I can't keep my newborn quiet (he had problems feeding and cried a lot) they'd take him off me at nights because we were disturbing the other mothers and babies 
Sorry to rant but it's still a bit of a bug up my ass. So really, I have no faith in my local hospital, other than the fact ds is alive and kicking today, but I'm still worried about the lack of facilities at a MW unit.