Perhaps we need to offer suggestion on how to improve the product?
Like being the blue idea or a guy being too pretty - I could see that actually working.
Other less good ideas:
Big letters - "parody" at top would help the pink version I think.
Or packaging that says something like : only buy for female who has at least a maths A-level preferable a maths degree and is likely to get the parody otherwise you being a massive twat.
Plus you could have a whole range for English Lit Graduates:
I'm too pretty too read with the pink background and letters flying round?