AIBU to think its a bit unfortunate..

[CocacolaMum]

..if you are a teacher and you are called Miss Urine?

[TheTruffleHunter]

Not a teacher but an Army officer - Lt Truelove... bet he never got the piss ripped out of him!

[McNewPants2013]

I has a mr swanker, the funniest thing was when someone took the S off his door.

He was a nice teacher, every one called him Mr S

[ShimmeringInTheSun]

I had a cookery teacher called Mrs Eggs ....honest miss!!

[WafflyVersatile]

I also had a Mrs Mann.

[FatOwl]

I'm a teacher and did training with a David Head.
This might totally out me but at my kids current school there is a Harry Potter. Even the parents love it. I feel a bit sorry for him, he was Harry Potter a long time before the books!

[GiddyStars]

I've totally developed a thing for the headteacher on that show. No idea why. He's hardly an oil painting. Bloody hormones.

[MrsMook]

We had a Mrs Hoare. Also happened to be Rvd Hoare.

[prettybutclumpy]

garcia were you in Stirling? We had a Mr Nutter too, and a Mr Shatwell

[YoureBeingADick]

it was uren. not urine.

[YoureBeingADick]

"he was Harry Potter a long time before the books!"

is it a teacher at the school? harry potter was written 16 years ago.

[FatOwl]

Mr Potter at our school is in his 40s, he had a normal life until JK Rowling published!

[lljkk]

I had Mr. Sell whom we all called Mr. Smell behind his back.

[DropYourSword]

workingtoohard I can't believe the kids didn't appreciate Paul!!
Phil =fill
Paul= pull

[englishteacher78]

I was taught Art by Miss Nice who was lovely.
I have always thought that Ed Balls should have changed his name before going into politics. The tabloid headlines just write themselves!

[livinginwonderland]

We had two Mr Cox's. But that was pretty much it.

I did go to school with someone called Richard Head though!

[CoolaSchmoola]

We had Mr Dick and Mrs Mann.

[AKissIsNotAContract]

We didn't have any comedy names but the RE teacher was called Miss Nazareth. She used to tell us how condoms ruin sex and when the English teacher died she married her husband within weeks.

[MajesticWhine]

My daughter is taught by a Miss Sex. I can't understand why she didn't change her name before pursuing a teaching career, but maybe I am being puerile.

[lionheart]

A Mr Bunny who married the French teacher, Miss Warren.

[mysterymeg]

I had a geography teacher called Miss Humpage. She was quite open about wanting to get married to change her name.

[Dontletthemgetyoudown]

ds1 had a science teacher called Dr Love and ds2 has a drama teacher called Mrs Dix, so even though its not spelt correctly a room full of 11yr old boys will still find it funny.

[charleslingus]

My physics master was called Mr Gash.

It wasn't till I left school in London and moved to Bath I found out it was a particularly descriptive colloquialism for a vagina very popular in the south west.
(and probably other places, but it was a strict all girls school and as worldly as I thought I was, I clearly wasn't!)

Poor man

[puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE]

No way Curious! I did think the names might out me, they are rather distinctive! How old are you if you don't mind me asking? I can fathom if I might have been there at the same time

[Dorris83]

We had a dr Tickle at my secondary school. I always thought he must have got his phd purely so he wasn't mistaken for a character from a Mr Men book any longer :-)

[ChunkyPickle]

I had a newly qualified or training teacher for biology once called Mr Hymen (and the poor man did actually have to do some human reproduction lessons)

Also a Michael Hunt, generally called Mike by other teachers - he was a nice enough chap that I don't think he got any stick for it though (was a very friendly school)