AIBU to think its a bit unfortunate..

[CocacolaMum]

..if you are a teacher and you are called Miss Urine?

[mrspremise]

Our RE teacher was Mrs Gormless Gormley

[drudgewithagrudge]

My primary school headmistress was called Mrs Dim.

[Dawndonnaagain]

My latin teacher was Miss English.
Mr. Hill was about 6'7" and poured himself out of a mini each morning!
We had a Mr. Hoare, I think he taught R.E.
Can't remember any particularly strange ones.

[Pandorassox]

Just remembered my college tutors surname was craddock, perfectly ok unless your first name is Annie like hers

[Justforlaughs]

Outing myself badly here, but our headmaster was Robin Hood.

[Pandorassox]

We had a mrs butt
Also saw a crime documentary a few weeks back where the police officers name was pc gay.

[Wheresmycaffeinedrip]

I had a mr toplis

[FurryDogMother]

Oh, just remembered - I was taught Latin by Alice Cooper :)

[MrsGarlic]

Some great names here!

At my school we had a Miss Thick.

Also a Mr Santer, a Mr Beard (which I misheard and spent the first term thinking he was Mr Beer), a Mrs Monk (who taught RE, of course). I'm sure there were more but can't remember. I don't think many people really took the piss though, they were all nice and good teachers.

[Doubtfuldaphne]

I had a 'badcock'
Still makes me laugh!

[ChunkyPickle]

I had a newly qualified or training teacher for biology once called Mr Hymen (and the poor man did actually have to do some human reproduction lessons)

Also a Michael Hunt, generally called Mike by other teachers - he was a nice enough chap that I don't think he got any stick for it though (was a very friendly school)

[Dorris83]

We had a dr Tickle at my secondary school. I always thought he must have got his phd purely so he wasn't mistaken for a character from a Mr Men book any longer :-)

[puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE]

No way Curious! I did think the names might out me, they are rather distinctive! How old are you if you don't mind me asking? I can fathom if I might have been there at the same time

[charleslingus]

My physics master was called Mr Gash.

It wasn't till I left school in London and moved to Bath I found out it was a particularly descriptive colloquialism for a vagina very popular in the south west.
(and probably other places, but it was a strict all girls school and as worldly as I thought I was, I clearly wasn't!)

Poor man

[Dontletthemgetyoudown]

ds1 had a science teacher called Dr Love and ds2 has a drama teacher called Mrs Dix, so even though its not spelt correctly a room full of 11yr old boys will still find it funny.

[mysterymeg]

I had a geography teacher called Miss Humpage. She was quite open about wanting to get married to change her name.

[lionheart]

A Mr Bunny who married the French teacher, Miss Warren.

[MajesticWhine]

My daughter is taught by a Miss Sex. I can't understand why she didn't change her name before pursuing a teaching career, but maybe I am being puerile.

[AKissIsNotAContract]

We didn't have any comedy names but the RE teacher was called Miss Nazareth. She used to tell us how condoms ruin sex and when the English teacher died she married her husband within weeks.

[CoolaSchmoola]

We had Mr Dick and Mrs Mann.

[livinginwonderland]

We had two Mr Cox's. But that was pretty much it.

I did go to school with someone called Richard Head though!

[englishteacher78]

I was taught Art by Miss Nice who was lovely.
I have always thought that Ed Balls should have changed his name before going into politics. The tabloid headlines just write themselves!

[DropYourSword]

workingtoohard I can't believe the kids didn't appreciate Paul!!
Phil =fill
Paul= pull

[lljkk]

I had Mr. Sell whom we all called Mr. Smell behind his back.

[FatOwl]

Mr Potter at our school is in his 40s, he had a normal life until JK Rowling published!